triple agent

Someone who you think is your friend, but then betrays you for the sole purpose of capturing your other friend who is a double agent.

Oblivious Motherfucker: How could you betray me?
Triple Agent: I only betrayed you so you could uncover the truth about Nina!
Oblivious Motherfucker: But Jack is my best friend! You are nothing to me now!
Triple Agent: Actually I'm all that you've got.

by TheWhiteBowser September 26, 2016

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fat rape

When a fat person uses the sheer amount of bulbous immense fat on their body to sufficate a person into submission so they can more easily be raped without them having to burn too many calories.

The 400 pound fat bitch used her belly to push said victim into the corner of the bathroom stall then turned around smacking him with her even larger ass, proceeding to sit on him until he stopped struggling and became nearly unconscious. After which satisfyingly started to fat rape him without having to exert that much more energy.

by TheWhiteBowser December 08, 2015

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republican

(noun) a political retard

Republican: If we follow the Bible we can create the perfect government!

by TheWhiteBowser July 20, 2016

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25

A number funnier than 24.

Hey Patrick! I just thought of a number funnier that 24!
Lemme hear it.
25!
*Laughs*

by TheWhiteBowser October 28, 2016

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Denihilism

The belief that the internet is God and that the internet holds all the answers to life and creation. Denihilism believers spend their entire lives browsing the internet and never stop. They have multiple Tumblr and Twitter accounts for each of their multiple personalities and genders.

Person: I just spent the last 12 hours browsing the internet on tumblr and google.
Person 2: Oh really? Would you like to join denihilism?

by TheWhiteBowser July 26, 2016

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