Nihilism

In comparison to atheism which is to not believe in God or religion, nihilism is to believe in nothing. Not even pizza!
Person: Hey want to go get some pizza at the local dinner?
Nihilism person: What is the point of pizza when there is no point to existence, past, present, or future?
Person: Dude you really need to get laid.
Nihilism person: That's just it I have been laid but what's the point in that when no one can find true meaning to ANYTHING!
by TheWhiteBowser July 09, 2016
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political card war

Usually only seen in the United States, because they have such a broken democracy system. If you can even call it that. During the primary debates between multiple candidates, or more commonly the presidential debates between the two candidates. Each candidate will have a deck of cards sitting underneath a compartment of their podium. When the debate begins each candidate draws 5 cards. During the debate when another candidate is asked a question the opposing candidate will draw 1 card from their deck. They can then play the card during their Main Phase 1 when one of the opposing candidates is halfway through finishing their sentence. The cards include but are not limited to, the race card, the gender card, the deleted emails card, the wall card, the climate change card, and even the newly released Twilight Sparkle card which was played to defend Melania Trump's speech during the RNC. The rules of this game change daily but one thing is certain. Yu-gi-oh is better than this bullshit.
Reporter: Hiliary what is your opinion on gay marriage?
*Donald Trump draws 1 card*
Hiliary Clinton: Well I think---
Trump: I activate the deleted emails card! Where are those emails Hiliary?
Hiliary: I counter by activating the race card! What do you have to say about all your insults you bigot?
Trump: I activate the wall card blocking your race card!
Hiliary: argh!
Trump: This duel is over! On my next turn I will depleted you LP to zero!
Hiliary *gasp*
Reporter: What are they doing?
Reporter 2: It's a political card war.
Reporter: But they still didn't answer my question. This isn't a debate it's a pissing contest!
by TheWhiteBowser July 27, 2016
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blame google

When blaming Bill Gates for all your technology problems fell out of style. A new phrase was born. One that is far more accurate.
Person 1: Goddamnit my microwave is busted!
Person 2: blame google
by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016
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bag o' beetus

(noun) synonym for extra large, extra salty, extra greasy, bag of potato chips
Mary: Henry watch ur diabeetus!
Henry: I wanna eat mah bag o' beetus!
*munch, munch, munch*
by TheWhiteBowser February 16, 2017
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pulling the electric

(verb) having hard sex with a stripper and lovin' every minute of it!
Season 3 episode 1 of Supernatural.
Bobby: So where's your brother?
Sam: Pulling the electric.
Bobby: What?
Sam: Nevermind...
by TheWhiteBowser July 22, 2016
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asshole radio

When you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. But instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before.
Brent just got dumped by Roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing "1 is the loneliest number" Asshole Radio
by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016
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PMV

Acronym for Pony Music Video. Currently the BEST and only way to get an aspiring video editor noticed on youtube. Because the MLP fanbase likes to bathe the internet in ponies for passtime. PMVs don't even have to be good half the time. They can be edited like absolute crap and they still get 5,000 views after 24 hours.
Video Editor: I've been making AMV's for 5 years and my videos never go over 300 views!
Dude 1: You should make a PMV! You'll get noticed real quick.
*Video Editor makes shitty ass PMV*
10,971 views after one day.
Seems legit.
by TheWhiteBowser August 02, 2016
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