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Definitions by TheWhiteBowser

bag o' beetus 

(noun) synonym for extra large, extra salty, extra greasy, bag of potato chips
Mary: Henry watch ur diabeetus!
Henry: I wanna eat mah bag o' beetus!
*munch, munch, munch*
bag o' beetus by TheWhiteBowser February 16, 2017

you have no chin 

One of the worst insults you can throw at a person. It's most commonly used in youtube diss track videos and drama rant videos.
Barack Obama: "You have no chin!"
Calvin: "Yo! What the fuck dude? You don't have to say that!" *cries*
you have no chin by TheWhiteBowser February 9, 2017

bag of fucks 

Something you carry around with you to help or heal people. But you only choose to use it if necessary. Unfortunately I lost mine...
Person 1: Damn it I lost the duel! Why you use meta? blah blah blah
Person 2: Sorry I can't find my bag of fucks.
bag of fucks by TheWhiteBowser November 6, 2016
A number funnier than 24.
Hey Patrick! I just thought of a number funnier that 24!
Lemme hear it.
25!
*Laughs*
25 by TheWhiteBowser October 28, 2016

asshole radio 

When you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. But instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before.
Brent just got dumped by Roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing "1 is the loneliest number" Asshole Radio
asshole radio by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016

blame google 

When blaming Bill Gates for all your technology problems fell out of style. A new phrase was born. One that is far more accurate.
Person 1: Goddamnit my microwave is busted!
Person 2: blame google
blame google by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016

triple agent 

Someone who you think is your friend, but then betrays you for the sole purpose of capturing your other friend who is a double agent.
Oblivious Motherfucker: How could you betray me?
Triple Agent: I only betrayed you so you could uncover the truth about Nina!
Oblivious Motherfucker: But Jack is my best friend! You are nothing to me now!
Triple Agent: Actually I'm all that you've got.
triple agent by TheWhiteBowser October 3, 2016