PMV

Acronym for Pony Music Video. Currently the BEST and only way to get an aspiring video editor noticed on youtube. Because the MLP fanbase likes to bathe the internet in ponies for passtime. PMVs don't even have to be good half the time. They can be edited like absolute crap and they still get 5,000 views after 24 hours.

Video Editor: I've been making AMV's for 5 years and my videos never go over 300 views!
Dude 1: You should make a PMV! You'll get noticed real quick.
*Video Editor makes shitty ass PMV*
10,971 views after one day.
Seems legit.

by TheWhiteBowser August 02, 2016

triple agent

Someone who you think is your friend, but then betrays you for the sole purpose of capturing your other friend who is a double agent.

Oblivious Motherfucker: How could you betray me?
Triple Agent: I only betrayed you so you could uncover the truth about Nina!
Oblivious Motherfucker: But Jack is my best friend! You are nothing to me now!
Triple Agent: Actually I'm all that you've got.

by TheWhiteBowser October 03, 2016

asshole radio

When you are depressed and you turn on the radio to make yourself happy with music. But instead the radio plays just the right song to make you more depressed than you were before.

Brent just got dumped by Roxanne so he went out to his car to chill out and turned on the radio but it started playing "1 is the loneliest number" Asshole Radio

by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016

pulling the electric

(verb) having hard sex with a stripper and lovin' every minute of it!

Season 3 episode 1 of Supernatural.
Bobby: So where's your brother?
Sam: Pulling the electric.
Bobby: What?
Sam: Nevermind...

by TheWhiteBowser July 22, 2016

bag o' beetus

(noun) synonym for extra large, extra salty, extra greasy, bag of potato chips

Mary: Henry watch ur diabeetus!
Henry: I wanna eat mah bag o' beetus!
*munch, munch, munch*

by TheWhiteBowser February 16, 2017

blame google

When blaming Bill Gates for all your technology problems fell out of style. A new phrase was born. One that is far more accurate.

Person 1: Goddamnit my microwave is busted!
Person 2: blame google

by TheWhiteBowser October 11, 2016

fat rape

When a fat person uses the sheer amount of bulbous immense fat on their body to sufficate a person into submission so they can more easily be raped without them having to burn too many calories.

The 400 pound fat bitch used her belly to push said victim into the corner of the bathroom stall then turned around smacking him with her even larger ass, proceeding to sit on him until he stopped struggling and became nearly unconscious. After which satisfyingly started to fat rape him without having to exert that much more energy.

by TheWhiteBowser March 16, 2016