Intendo 

What your parents used to call any videogame system when they didn't want their friends to know that they know what it is called.

Mother- John, quit playing that "Intendo" and come meet your great aunt!
John- Mom quit calling my PS3 an "Intendo" because you know what it's called!
Mother- Oh I've no idea what a PSsomething is... John doesn't know what he's saying...heh heh.
Aunt- Well, then you really are a prisoner in your home because even I know what a PS3 is and I'm 87 years old honey.

Intendo by Jeff Minix October 8, 2006

intendo 

A single player mind game that goes as such: the player takes a pen and paper and writes a list of seven things that they want more than anything. Meant to be only played once.

I didn't know what I was going to do for the longest time, so I sat down, gave it some thought, and played intendo. Now I've got it all figured out.

intendo by Clom Gorb January 10, 2015

Intendo 

How a drunk person says Nintendo

All you do all day is play that fuckin Intendo.

Intendo by brianbeeez December 7, 2018

no phun intended 

absolute heavenly music about pain written by the god himself, Tyler Joseph ( of twenty one pilots ). It's too good to explain. Oh my god. I can't. Its too good. PUT IT ON ITUNES PLEASE. OR AT LEAST SPOTIFY.

Person one : Dude,,, what's your favorite twenty one pilots/Tyler Joseph album?

Person two : Bro,, It would have to be No Phun Intended.

no phun intended by captain unrelatable November 19, 2017

no pun intended

I've read every definition here and they all get this terms' meaning slightly wrong. Firstly a pun is a play on words, intended to be semi-absurd and comical by describing a thing or situation using words that could also describe the situation with another meaning. For instance suppose there was a skinny farmer picking berries, but he doesn't find that many, another person might observe "looks like slim pickins".

Puns often are the worst kind of joke because they do not require much cleverness.

When someone says no pun intended, however, it is when they say something that could be taken to have two meanings; an obvious one, and a slightly "off" interpretation; and they want you to know they are not making an intentional play on words and want you to take what they said to be the obvious meaning:

Example: a man dares his friend to kiss a rather large woman, to which his friend replies "Fat chance! No pun intended."

no pun intended by Jtheteach October 9, 2016

No Phun Intended 

No Phun Intended (pronounced: no fun intended) is a solo album made by Tyler Robert Joseph, the lead singer in Twenty One Pilots. He wrote it when he was 16-17 years old and that's the earliest resemblance of blurryface that fans of twenty one pilots recall.

The album has songs of Tyler singing about his struggles with his mental health, and his faith. It is only available on Youtube

person one: "hey, have you heard No Phun Intended yet"

person two: "yess! it hurts me so much to know that Tyler ever thought those things"

No Phun Intended by lofijwd February 12, 2019

sexual inuendo

Sexual innuendo is a hard topic to stay on top of. As a humor tool, it stands erect in the English language. While there are no hard and fast rules as to what constitutes sexual innuendo, many people have mass-debated over the ins-and-outs of the topic, and now the general principles at the root of the topic are firm and well-rounded. However, full penetration of the subject requires that the reader take a long, hard look at the target and be a cunning linguist in order to avoid limp phrases and imbibe the phrase with a large handful of meanings. The topic can become hot by attempting to grasp it, and the more one experiments with it, the more interested they become. Also, as the language changes innuendos must change in order to fill the newly created holes and satisfy listeners.

Mary: I love this big stick
John: But mines bigger and harder
Mary: It wasn't meant as sexual inuendo

sexual inuendo by hellsgrave October 16, 2011