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Intoxting 

Texting while intoxicated. Everything you won't say when you are sober. Drunk texting sexting texting explicit drunk
Addison: I know he was intoxting me at 3 AM when he said... "Madelyn, I am sewin love with you" and "Can I take you out for dinner and a pizza some time"
Intoxting by Marcellus_Wallace September 25, 2017
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Insexting 

To send a sexual text message, or explicit picture of ones-self to a member of your immediate family.
Kid: hey mom look at my dick! (then picture)
Mom: Stop insexting me your father might catch us!
Insexting by 1011010101293 October 28, 2010

Indexting 

The typing of text (SMS) messages, esp. on a standard numerical keypad, using only the index finger of one hand. Is a relatively slow method for typing text messages and almost always requires that the cell phone be held in the opposite hand. Common among older cell phone users and possibly a cellular offshoot of the "Hunt-and-Peck" typing method.
Riding with my dad is scary enough, it's even worse when he starts indexting.
Indexting by Bearcat40 August 14, 2009

intoxinebriated 

the state of being so drunk that you can't speak in the correct order.

poke smot
My kid brother was so intoxinebriated on his 21st birthday that he called me mom.
intoxinebriated by Mira February 24, 2005

Intoxinate 

To intoxicate with laughter and or happiness.

To poison with a substance that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

To lol uncontrollably without hesitation to stop for any means.

To find almost anything funny no matter what it is.
Person1: Are you ok man?

Person2: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Person1: You are intoxinated on monster or weed bro.

Person2: I...Can't...Stop!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

Person1: Yeah the intoxinate is most likely sugar. No more energy drinks for you.
Intoxinate by intoxinate December 6, 2011

Incexting 

Sending or receiving nude photos from ones own family member.
My incestuous uncle keeps incexting me pictures of his cock.
Incexting by Drock79 September 18, 2012

insexting 

When two people who are related are sexting each other.
(not to be confused with texsulting)
Cori and her brother are insexting each other.
insexting by shinjuo May 8, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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