Intoxting

Texting while intoxicated. Everything you won't say when you are sober. Drunk texting sexting texting explicit drunk

Addison: I know he was intoxting me at 3 AM when he said... "Madelyn, I am sewin love with you" and "Can I take you out for dinner and a pizza some time"

by Marcellus_Wallace September 25, 2017

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Insexting

To send a sexual text message, or explicit picture of ones-self to a member of your immediate family.

Kid: hey mom look at my dick! (then picture)
Mom: Stop insexting me your father might catch us!

by 1011010101293 October 28, 2010

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The typing of text (SMS) messages, esp. on a standard numerical keypad, using only the index finger of one hand. Is a relatively slow method for typing text messages and almost always requires that the cell phone be held in the opposite hand. Common among older cell phone users and possibly a cellular offshoot of the "Hunt-and-Peck" typing method.

Riding with my dad is scary enough, it's even worse when he starts indexting.

by Bearcat40 August 14, 2009

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intoxinebriated

the state of being so drunk that you can't speak in the correct order.

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My kid brother was so intoxinebriated on his 21st birthday that he called me mom.

by Mira February 24, 2005

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Intoxinate

To intoxicate with laughter and or happiness.

To poison with a substance that makes you laugh uncontrollably.

To lol uncontrollably without hesitation to stop for any means.

To find almost anything funny no matter what it is.

Person1: Are you ok man?

Person2: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Person1: You are intoxinated on monster or weed bro.

Person2: I...Can't...Stop!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

Person1: Yeah the intoxinate is most likely sugar. No more energy drinks for you.

by intoxinate December 6, 2011

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