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insexting 

When two people who are related are sexting each other.
(not to be confused with texsulting)
Cori and her brother are insexting each other.
insexting by shinjuo May 8, 2010

Insexting 

Sexting is the act of sending sensual, risque, or sexual text messages to someone with the purpose of hoping to invoke sexual relations. Insexting is when two people who are related are sexting. It is a play on the words "incest" (because the two people are related) and "sexting" (because it is the act of sexting).
I myself have been discovered insexting my mom.
Guy talking to a group of several friends: "Hey everyone, guess what? I solved the mystery of that girl Ted has been texting all the time".
One person in the group: "You mean sexting instead of texting. I know he was sexting to some woman, he said so."
Guy talking to a group of several friends: "I read the messages. It is sexting, but the woman he was texting is his mother, so technically he has been insexting."
Group: "Haha Ted has been insexting his mom, hahaha. That is absolutely wild."
Insexting by Ted Rimmel Jr August 1, 2024

Stop inventing 

Get out of here with your bs ideas
Get lost with your absurd ideas
“Carlos give 10 car lengths to Charles

“Please don’t ask these things; stop inventing”
Stop inventing by F1fan July 5, 2022

incesting 

committing incest on a regular basis.
having sex with your mom on a regular basis would be considered incesting
incesting by Baybee Becky October 20, 2008

insitting 

Old School was outstanding. Nacho Libre, however, was insitting.
insitting by Arrowcitizen June 12, 2009

Inventing Gibberish 

Verb.

When you think of such a good word or phrase and no one else thinks its good, but you ask Urban Dictionary to add it and they approve.
Alec: Bro, Kelly called me stupid so I called her a 'gir-ass' (like a giraffe) and everybody was laughing and saying it was stupid but it just blew up on Urban.

Gene: Stop inventing Gibberish.
Inventing Gibberish by finnrmyman November 2, 2022
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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