4 definitions by Marcellus_Wallace
I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.
by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014
Texting while intoxicated. Everything you won't say when you are sober. Drunk texting sexting texting explicit drunk
Addison: I know he was intoxting me at 3 AM when he said... "Madelyn, I am sewin love with you" and "Can I take you out for dinner and a pizza some time"
by Marcellus_Wallace September 23, 2017
2021 world wide microchip shortage caused by Covid-19 conspiracy theory of microchips being injected with every vaccine shot.
Hey Dustin, did you get Covid-19 vaccine?
Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".
Yes I did Mike, I feel awesome now with this "microchip on my shoulder".
by Marcellus_Wallace May 3, 2021
User Friendly is a common phrase to describe software that is user friendly. Developer Friendly would be used to describe the opposite. Seems corporate software is being written and developed by millenials that are thinking how quick their week is going to be since they don't work more than a few hours, from home, Tuesday till noon Friday.
Write it, test it, critique it, publish it. Well that is easy to use, I'll roll it out Monday.
Write it, test it, critique it, publish it. Well that is easy to use, I'll roll it out Monday.
Dustin: Steve, did you see the new IT request for a company assigned cell phone?
Steve: Sure did Dustin, I couldn't figure out which one I needed, a cell phone a smartphone or a mobile phone.
Dustin: For sure.....dude that developed the software knows how to use it.....he made it "Developer Friendly" not "User Friendly".
Steve: Sure did Dustin, I couldn't figure out which one I needed, a cell phone a smartphone or a mobile phone.
Dustin: For sure.....dude that developed the software knows how to use it.....he made it "Developer Friendly" not "User Friendly".
by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2020