Instanut 

Instanut (in-sta-nut) is the term used when someone or something is so aroused, usually by a person or situation that they would then instantaneously ejaculate or in other words "nut".

Example 1:

man 1- wow did you see Jessica's ass
man-2 - ya dude that was an instanut

Example 2:
That pornography was so hot that i instanuted

Instanut by PcProcrastinator May 26, 2018

Swiss Miss Instant Piss

When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.

According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.

-You take a sip and it tastes like piss, Swiss Miss Instant Piss.

Swiss Miss Instant Piss by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021

Instant Forbes

A term used to describe a jackpot of a specified lottery to be over a billion dollars. Hence, the winner of the jackpot will win a billion dollars or more, meaning that they will be added to the Forbes Billionaires List. In a nutshell, their name will instantly be put on Forbes.

"Hey, did you hear that the jackpot is over 1.4 billion dollars today?"

"You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!"

Instant Forbes by VMECK July 30, 2016

The Instant Hagrid 

Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.

She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid

I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid

The Instant Hagrid by The Aussie Shredder December 29, 2011

Instant Blowie 

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

Instant Blowie by BigFloppa December 19, 2020

Instant Family 

A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"

Instant Family by Penix January 19, 2009

Instant crush 

When you see someone and immediately fall in love with them not knowing anything about them

This girl named mina, she's my instant crush

Instant crush by Some-fool November 3, 2020