Penix's definitions

Jellyneck

A derogatory term for drug-users at dance clubs. Most commonly employed when describing Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy) users. The term itself comes from the fluid head movements done by those described; appearing as though their neck is made of jelly.

"Yes, Jason and I used to hit the clubs all the time, but we have not since he became a jellyneck."

by Penix April 19, 2008

Brempti

A slang (and considered derogatory) term for immigrants from India, Pakistan and Bangladesh. The name comes itself stems from the apparent accent-laden pronunciation of “twenty” by the any of the aforementioned groups. Also, a word that can be considered to represent many of the particular lingustic nuances of languages spoken by any of the abovementioned.

"I had to sit beside a brempti on the subway today! It stunk!"

7-Eleven Employee: "Here is your change sir, whon dollahr an brempti cents"
Customer: "hahaha!"

by Penix July 2, 2009

DNBiC

An acronym for "Do Not Believe it Comrade". Used to point out the falsehood of a (usually outlandish) statement or claim. See also BiC.

Person 1: "I lost my virginity to a porn star when I was 11"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 3: "DNBiC!!!"

by Penix April 2, 2007

Counterstrike

A wildly popular internet team based game with two basic teams, terrorists and counter-terrorists. Contrary to popular belief, this is not a very good game, nor is it very fun. It gained great popularity because it is a free modification on the aging game Half-life and required no one to upgrade their hardware or purchase a new software. Unlike other fun games, the winners of this game are typically the players who sit quietly in one spot for hours waiting for others to walk in front of them so they can shoot them effortlessly. While this tactic may seem ridiculous, it captured the hearts of hundreds of thousands of under skilled loser gamers, making it the most popular online game by a large margin.

Related terms: Gamer

Loser gamers are often quite fond of playing Counterstrike.

by PENIX May 29, 2009

Unlifting Fuck

Noun. Unlifting Fuck

An accusatory term, often ad hominem, deriding the weight lifting abilities of an individual - so as to bring to light their inherent general weakness.

Person 1:"Bro do you even lift?"
Person 2 "What does that have to do with how I feel about the unnecessary slaughter of so many innocent baby seals?"
Person 1: "Everything you unlifting fuck"

by Penix March 27, 2013

cow sourcing

Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.

Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.

Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing

- Afghanistan - goat sourcing

- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing

Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.

That dude should just cow source the job.

With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.

by Penix December 5, 2017

Drunk Armour

The state of inebriation where one can be part of serious accidents, and emerge unscathed. This is because when inebriated the body does not tense-up in critical situations, and thus avoids injury.

Person 1: "Max wiped out on the stairs last night, it was brutal!"
Person 2: "Did he have to go to the hospital?"
Person 1: "Naw, he was wearing his Drunk Armour"

by Penix January 19, 2009