Noun. Unlifting Fuck
An accusatory term, often ad hominem, deriding the weight lifting abilities of an individual - so as to bring to light their inherent general weakness.
An accusatory term, often ad hominem, deriding the weight lifting abilities of an individual - so as to bring to light their inherent general weakness.
Person 1:"Bro do you even lift?"
Person 2 "What does that have to do with how I feel about the unnecessary slaughter of so many innocent baby seals?"
Person 1: "Everything you unlifting fuck"
Person 2 "What does that have to do with how I feel about the unnecessary slaughter of so many innocent baby seals?"
Person 1: "Everything you unlifting fuck"
by Penix March 27, 2013
Get the Unlifting Fuckmug. 1. An orgasm brought on by an extremely funny experience.
2. A term used excessively by idiots to express laughter when no humor is present.
Related Terms: rofl, orgasm, lol, roflcopter, lollerskates, omg, omfg, wtf, omgwtf, omfgwtf, roffle
2. A term used excessively by idiots to express laughter when no humor is present.
Related Terms: rofl, orgasm, lol, roflcopter, lollerskates, omg, omfg, wtf, omgwtf, omfgwtf, roffle
1. When the old man fell down the stairs I laughed so hard I had a roflgasm!
2. Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Guy 2: OMFG!!!!! LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11 ROFLGASM!!!!!!!!11
2. Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Guy 2: OMFG!!!!! LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11 ROFLGASM!!!!!!!!11
by PENIX July 18, 2008
Get the roflgasmmug. An acronym for "Do Not Believe it Comrade". Used to point out the falsehood of a (usually outlandish) statement or claim. See also BiC.
Person 1: "I lost my virginity to a porn star when I was 11"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 3: "DNBiC!!!"
Person 2: "Really?"
Person 3: "DNBiC!!!"
by Penix April 02, 2007
Get the DNBiCmug. The state of inebriation where one can be part of serious accidents, and emerge unscathed. This is because when inebriated the body does not tense-up in critical situations, and thus avoids injury.
Person 1: "Max wiped out on the stairs last night, it was brutal!"
Person 2: "Did he have to go to the hospital?"
Person 1: "Naw, he was wearing his Drunk Armour"
Person 2: "Did he have to go to the hospital?"
Person 1: "Naw, he was wearing his Drunk Armour"
by Penix January 19, 2009
Get the Drunk Armourmug. Cow sourcing is a term dating back to the early colonial years whereby farmers and early settlers would use their livestock to maintain the length of the grass around their house.
Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.
Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing
- Afghanistan - goat sourcing
- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing
Cow sourcing is typically employed by people more interested in drinking than mowing lawn.
Cow sourcing has been adopted my many different cultures over the years:
- New Zealand - sheep sourcing
- Afghanistan - goat sourcing
- South Africa - wilderbeest sourcing
- Antartica - penguin sourcing
Ethel: Arthur, the lawn is getting long, you better stop drinking and now it.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.
That dude should just cow source the job.
With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
Arthur: Fuck it, let’s just cow source it.
That dude should just cow source the job.
With grass like that, you gotta get into cow sourcing.
by Penix December 05, 2017
Get the cow sourcingmug. A derogatory term for drug-users at dance clubs. Most commonly employed when describing Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy) users. The term itself comes from the fluid head movements done by those described; appearing as though their neck is made of jelly.
by Penix April 19, 2008
Get the Jellyneckmug. A slang (and considered derogatory) term for immigrants from India, Pakistan and Bangladesh. The name comes itself stems from the apparent accent-laden pronunciation of “twenty” by the any of the aforementioned groups. Also, a word that can be considered to represent many of the particular lingustic nuances of languages spoken by any of the abovementioned.
"I had to sit beside a brempti on the subway today! It stunk!"
7-Eleven Employee: "Here is your change sir, whon dollahr an brempti cents"
Customer: "hahaha!"
7-Eleven Employee: "Here is your change sir, whon dollahr an brempti cents"
Customer: "hahaha!"
by Penix July 02, 2009
Get the Bremptimug.