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Swiss Miss Instant Piss
When you don't check the serving size while preparing your Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate.
According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.
According to Sam O'nella the chocolate tastes like piss. So you unleash a primal roar of sheer fury, the cat shits itself and jumps out the window as you kick the Swiss Miss box across the room.
Swiss Miss Instant Piss by HealthyMinder April 20, 2021
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Instant Forbes
A term used to describe a jackpot of a specified lottery to be over a billion dollars. Hence, the winner of the jackpot will win a billion dollars or more, meaning that they will be added to the Forbes Billionaires List. In a nutshell, their name will instantly be put on Forbes.
"Hey, did you hear that the jackpot is over 1.4 billion dollars today?"
"You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!"
"You bet! That is like Instant Forbes right there!"
Instant Forbes by VMECK July 30, 2016
The Instant Hagrid
Applying superglue to your face before going down on some hairy gash, once removed there lie a glorious beard.
She had such poor personal upkeep that I gave her The Instant Hagrid
I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
I was so appreciative that she didn't shave, because I could achieve The Instant Hagrid
The Instant Hagrid by The Aussie Shredder December 29, 2011
Instant Blowie
When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.
Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.
Instant Blowie by BigFloppa December 19, 2020
Instant Family
A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.
Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"
Instant Family by Penix January 19, 2009
Instant crush
Instant crush by Some-fool November 3, 2020
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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