instafaking

(Een-stuf-aken)

When you have nothing better to do but fake like someone said something for your own entertainment.

Tom was instafaking when said yes they sure said the blue carrot exists!

by Gangleololol June 8, 2021

Instamazing

Adjective:

Instamazing is formed by combining "Instantly" and "Amazing." It is used to describe something that is amazing right from the beginning. For example, when a beginner starts out at an expert level, he may be described as "instamazing."

1) Did you see that? It's Gordon's first day snowboarding, and he just did a misty flip! He's instamazing!

2) Everyone already loves the 2011 Camaro. It's not even out yet, but it's instamazing!

by Jacob Ames January 9, 2008

instafinger

When a persons finger or thumb start to cramp or twitch,

Finger twitching may seem alarming, Many cases are the result of stress, anxiety, or muscle strain, or social media

Finger twitching and muscle spasms may be more prevalent now than ever because texting and gaming are such popular activities.

While most cases finger twitching is mild, some instances may be an indication of a serious nerve condition or movement disorde

I have been diagnosed with a condition called instafinger...

by West London GP medical center February 21, 2022

Instatasking

Having multiple Instagram accounts for different purposes/interests. For example, one for personal use, one for your photography, one for your food shots and so on

Instatasking is not easy! I often mix up the accounts and get weird comments for it

by Womanlychild October 1, 2016

Instabating

When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.

My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.

by basilbrush October 19, 2017

Instafuckingcart

When you're in a rush or excited to get something instacarted to your house so you tell someone to instafuckingcart it

Dude, just instafucking cart it. We're too high to drive

Instafuckingcart the world bro

by Ttess1 August 14, 2025

mr_instaking

A title and username given to most multi talented person on instagram. Yes, that's me. A gentlemen with attitude having lots of stories and humour. Mostly known by instagram username. People who know, knows my real name. It says here to give background information so its pink with a little red.

Oh you are the mr_instaking right??
Yeah !!!why did i owe you money?

by Mr_instaking November 24, 2021