instafamily

The result of having three or more children at once.

Bob's wife had triplets, and now he has to trade his car in for a minivan to fit his instafamily.

by raymo03 August 2, 2007

Insta-Family

When a man marries a woman who already has children.

So how come Rob doesn't hang out anymore?

Dude he got married a month ago and now has 3 kids.

3 kids!!??!!

Yeah he got an Insta-Family!

by The Real Tron 12345 April 4, 2009

instafamy

Somebody resorting to desperate/sorry measures to attract Instagram followers

Struggling for new followers she abandoned her saucy-cycling-feed and brazenly took all her kit off to achieve instafamy!

by Bainksy December 18, 2018

instafail

immediate fail within 0.01 seconds of trying

law class = instafail

by mynameisbender February 4, 2010

instafail

The action of failing instantly at a tried action.

For instance, the act of not putting sage into the email field, and then posting will amount to an instafail, as the poster has failed instantly at saging.

Other instafail incidences can be seen as linking to ebaumsworld, reffering to a picture of a cat with text on it as a "lolcat", or any other commonplace newfaggotry action that takes place on the internet.

Instafailing is not limited to the internet though, any action that can be perceived as failing at the moment the action is attempting can also be seen as an instafail.

Person 1: hey check out this video from ebaumsworld! its halarious!
Person 2: instafail. don't talk to me

by rabid9797 January 11, 2009

Instafail

A word protaining to Nazi Zombies in CoD WaW, where someone gets instakill, but still (noobishly) manages to get killed by a large number of zombies while the powerup is still active.

CoD: Instakill!

Player: OMG I still died????

spectator: Dude, you just got an Instafail! you suck.

by pr1nn13s September 16, 2009