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insectophilia
You're sexually attracted to insects. When you see a butterfly flying, you pop a boner. Symptons may be, unable to look at insects without feeling turned on, heavy breathing in close promixity of a insect, searching insect porn, masturbating to insects, and strange addiction to insects.
insectophilia by alexthemfqueen September 5, 2015
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War Inspector
A man or woman who enforces the rules of engagement on a battlefield. Rumored to be the true profession of alleged game designer, Warren Spector.
Cliff: On the battlefield, who enforces the rules of engagement?
Derrick: I think you're describing a War Inspector...
Derrick: I think you're describing a War Inspector...
War Inspector by Anadian March 12, 2013
Stairwell Inspector
1. (noun) slang term for a person (usually who has a significant other already) who has illicit meetings with a sexy co-worker in the building stairwells, for purposes of making-out. An experienced STAIRWELL INSPECTOR will likely have accomplished fully-clothed oral sex sessions, and perhaps even fully clothed doggy-style intercourse on the railing.
Dude is a serious STAIRWELL INSPECTOR! That's the third secretary he's made out with down there this month!
Stairwell Inspector by King D. Ingaling December 9, 2010
Wallet inspector
Used to imply a person is gullible.
Taken from a scene in The Simpsons where a tough tells three nerds he is the Wallet Inspector and they hand over their wallets unthinkingly.
Taken from a scene in The Simpsons where a tough tells three nerds he is the Wallet Inspector and they hand over their wallets unthinkingly.
Boris Johnson: I'll get a good deal for workers.
Caroline Flint, Labour MP: Okay. I'll vote for it!
Everyone: Caroline's meeting with the Wallet Inspector is going well.
Caroline Flint, Labour MP: Okay. I'll vote for it!
Everyone: Caroline's meeting with the Wallet Inspector is going well.
Wallet inspector by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019
Got a date with the health inspector
Got a date with the health inspector by Frixion fred March 17, 2019
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