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insectophilia 

You're sexually attracted to insects. When you see a butterfly flying, you pop a boner. Symptons may be, unable to look at insects without feeling turned on, heavy breathing in close promixity of a insect, searching insect porn, masturbating to insects, and strange addiction to insects.
Dude: Look at that ant.. bro I think I'm getting a boner..
Dude2: I think you have insectophilia.
insectophilia by alexthemfqueen September 5, 2015
A thing that looks slighty like an insect, except for a few minor differences, like hands or robotic parts, stuff like that.
Arg! that giant insectoid thing bit my legs off! ow.
insectoid by DaBlarg December 9, 2008

War Inspector

A man or woman who enforces the rules of engagement on a battlefield. Rumored to be the true profession of alleged game designer, Warren Spector.
Cliff: On the battlefield, who enforces the rules of engagement?
Derrick: I think you're describing a War Inspector...
War Inspector by Anadian March 12, 2013

Stairwell Inspector

1. (noun) slang term for a person (usually who has a significant other already) who has illicit meetings with a sexy co-worker in the building stairwells, for purposes of making-out. An experienced STAIRWELL INSPECTOR will likely have accomplished fully-clothed oral sex sessions, and perhaps even fully clothed doggy-style intercourse on the railing.
Dude is a serious STAIRWELL INSPECTOR! That's the third secretary he's made out with down there this month!

Wallet inspector 

Used to imply a person is gullible.

Taken from a scene in The Simpsons where a tough tells three nerds he is the Wallet Inspector and they hand over their wallets unthinkingly.
Boris Johnson: I'll get a good deal for workers.
Caroline Flint, Labour MP: Okay. I'll vote for it!
Everyone: Caroline's meeting with the Wallet Inspector is going well.

Got a date with the health inspector 

Someone got raped in prison
Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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