Inspectors 

A group of planetary inspectors from the Super Robot Wars series that inspects planets for invasion and takeover by the Zuvorg Alliance. Also can refer to more intelligent life-forms who inspect before they invade.

"The Inspectors want nothing more than our resources, our robots, and our women....oh wait, scratch that one, they're too advanced for women."

"As an inspector, I'm going to check out this wasp's nest before I torch the bastards."

Inspectors by Videodrome July 30, 2009

Inspectors 

I mean, the reason he fired them matters and he has to have a reason.

Hym "Firing the inspectors might not be as trivial as you a trying to make it seem, Jewish shill who only returned to media after being named by a guy everyone knows but for some reason refuses to talk about publicly and you've changed your tune on literally everything. So... Maybe don't do what you're doing there."

Inspectors by Hym Iam February 1, 2025

War Inspector

A man or woman who enforces the rules of engagement on a battlefield. Rumored to be the true profession of alleged game designer, Warren Spector.

Cliff: On the battlefield, who enforces the rules of engagement?
Derrick: I think you're describing a War Inspector...

War Inspector by Anadian March 12, 2013

Stairwell Inspector

1. (noun) slang term for a person (usually who has a significant other already) who has illicit meetings with a sexy co-worker in the building stairwells, for purposes of making-out. An experienced STAIRWELL INSPECTOR will likely have accomplished fully-clothed oral sex sessions, and perhaps even fully clothed doggy-style intercourse on the railing.

Dude is a serious STAIRWELL INSPECTOR! That's the third secretary he's made out with down there this month!

Stairwell Inspector by King D. Ingaling December 9, 2010

Wallet inspector 

Used to imply a person is gullible.

Taken from a scene in The Simpsons where a tough tells three nerds he is the Wallet Inspector and they hand over their wallets unthinkingly.

Boris Johnson: I'll get a good deal for workers.
Caroline Flint, Labour MP: Okay. I'll vote for it!
Everyone: Caroline's meeting with the Wallet Inspector is going well.

Wallet inspector by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019

Got a date with the health inspector 

Someone got raped in prison

Person 1:"Where is Preston?"
Person 2:"He got a date with the health inspector"

Got a date with the health inspector by Frixion fred March 17, 2019

Health Inspector 

A large black man with a penis that stretches down to the floor who hangs out in prison showers waiting to anally rape the smaller prisoners. Featured in an episode of The Boondocks where Tom DuBois had a dream where he went to jail and dropped the soap in front of the Health Inspector.

"Nah, nah nigga, you ain't finished. I've been watching you. You ain't washed behind yo ears or nothin'. Look at me, see how I'm all clean and glistenin' and shit? That's hygiene nigga. You can call me the health inspecta. NOW PICK UP THE SOAP!! "-The Health Inspector

Health Inspector by My name June 24, 2006