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A period of lameness in which you are so lame, that, in fact, you are extremely awesome.
Nerdy Nerd 1: OMGZ, PiKaChU iS gEtTiNg A nEw PoWeR iN bRaWl 3!!!
Slightly less-nerdy Nerd 2: Dude, that's actually kind of ingly.
Ingly by Armand was on Top October 20, 2008
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The idiomatic aberration of the English language specifically by people of Indian and Pakistani derivation, popularized by "The Simpsons" and 85% of the convenience-store operators in the United States.
"What for you call me?"

"Oooo, they should call the police peoples for him!"

"What? I speak Inglish!"
Inglish by Ardent Observer August 4, 2007
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Ingyin can be your best friend or your worst nightmare. She is shy but when you really get to know her she's a total extrovert. She is the most loyal person you'll ever meet and while Ingyin will get on your nerves she's a great friend.
Rando: Wow Ingyin is so shy...
Ingyin's BFF: Wtf are you talking about Ingyin is crazy.
Ingyin by a_human... June 4, 2019

Ingle Mingiti 

Considered by many to be something of a god among mere mortals, Ingle Mingiti was perhaps the greatest person ever to come out of southern Syria in the early 16th century. Born of Irish and Inca bloodlines, Mingiti was truly a sight to behold. It was widely rumored that he could shove a mandolin up a goat's ass without even breaking a sweat, but this was only a small example of his power.

In 1523, he set sail to Spain aboard his schooner, the Kazaa. Upon arrival, Mingiti mustered up a group of 4 Spaniards and one Portugal man, and set out for the New World. During the long journey westward, the Spaniards began to go crazy, and begged Mingiti if they could eat the Portugal man. "Nay", said Mingiti, and so it was. The Spaniards were permitted to merely chew on the Portugal man, but not to consume any part of him, and so they did. Eventually, they arrived at what would someday nearly become known as the Mormon nation of Deseret. The party explored this strange new land, but were soon attacked by a bear, which disrupted their trek, and scattered the group across the continent.

The Europeans were eventually all killed, either by Indians or baseball midgets, but Ingle Mingiti lived on. It is said that during his travels, he found the fountain of youth in Denver, and lives to this day, working as a 7-11 cashier in Toronto.
Ingle Mingiti was truly a great man, and will be remembered forever for never giving up in the face of adversity.
Ingle Mingiti by Rastablowtorch February 26, 2006
in 'gay ni tee: A state where levels of insanity and gayness have reached a collaborative peak.
I cannot believe the level of ingaynity at this office!

This communications exercise has reached an all-time high level of ingaynity.

I'm tired of all the ingaynity.

Joe Ingles

The man who jingles other people
the GOAT of basketball
greatest 3 point shooter ever
Uh oh, you just got jingled!
You just punched me in the face? You're gonna get jingled by Joe Ingles!
You know Joe Ingles? He's such a good basketball player!
Joe Ingles by get_jingled_69 September 27, 2019
A name most commonly used to express British ancestry. Sometimes used in contemporary America by former sexual partners of the so-called "Ingle" to unwittingly express the insignificance the former partner has in the Ingle's life. Very often these former partners will post slanderous messages in regards to the true meaning of the name Ingle.
Julie- "Mike is is such an Ingle!"

Beth- "Oh my god, I can't believe you blew Mike Ingle, he is such an amazing guy. You should feel privileged."

Julie-"God damn!"

Ingle by Hoddilydidster March 20, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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