lameness 

the state of being lame.

The poser's lameness knew no bounds; he thought I'd be impressed by his hairy chest and his Pontiac.

lameness by snarkette May 29, 2004

Lamenessisocity

the act or state of being lame to the point one needs extra syllables to to verbalize the idea.

lamenessisocity, no explanation necessary.

Lamenessisocity by whippey August 2, 2008

Chronic Lateness 

A medical condition where a man constantly arrives late because he has to find and purchase marijuana. Often witnessed by fully clothed, make-upped, perfumed
women who expected their date to arrive at 8, but don't see the sufferer until 11.

Woman 1: Dang, Ricky isn't here yet and it's already 11:30.

Woman 2: I told you girl, that boy suffers from Chronic Lateness.

Woman 1: Well at least he rolls up with weed.

Chronic Lateness by Dj Really Real January 30, 2010

lameless 

Something is not lame, unlame or never lame during the period of existence; although it is extremely rare for anyone to achieve the state of lameless. As a result, it can only apply to most objects.

War of Warcraft (WOW) & Blizzard Entertainment are so so so lame that made Mediv down for 8 hrs today & 16 hrs the day before. Wow, you are level 60, you are so lameless here, stop raiding my kills & destroying my cave asshole!!!

lameless by VIAuyeung August 23, 2006

lamenese 

lame speech; linguistics that involve lame jokes and references; krystal talk

Man! that cool-kid could not understand what we were saying when we were talking in lamenese! lamecool!

lamenese by roseton February 3, 2010