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A community dedicated to gaming. Now, you're probably wondering "What kind of community is this?". Well, good sir, to that I would respond "A Gaming community".
Not to be confused with "Thinking community".
Not to be confused with "Thinking community".
by Rastablowtorch April 21, 2007
Get the gaming community mug.Considered by many to be something of a god among mere mortals, Ingle Mingiti was perhaps the greatest person ever to come out of southern Syria in the early 16th century. Born of Irish and Inca bloodlines, Mingiti was truly a sight to behold. It was widely rumored that he could shove a mandolin up a goat's ass without even breaking a sweat, but this was only a small example of his power.
In 1523, he set sail to Spain aboard his schooner, the Kazaa. Upon arrival, Mingiti mustered up a group of 4 Spaniards and one Portugal man, and set out for the New World. During the long journey westward, the Spaniards began to go crazy, and begged Mingiti if they could eat the Portugal man. "Nay", said Mingiti, and so it was. The Spaniards were permitted to merely chew on the Portugal man, but not to consume any part of him, and so they did. Eventually, they arrived at what would someday nearly become known as the Mormon nation of Deseret. The party explored this strange new land, but were soon attacked by a bear, which disrupted their trek, and scattered the group across the continent.
The Europeans were eventually all killed, either by Indians or baseball midgets, but Ingle Mingiti lived on. It is said that during his travels, he found the fountain of youth in Denver, and lives to this day, working as a 7-11 cashier in Toronto.
In 1523, he set sail to Spain aboard his schooner, the Kazaa. Upon arrival, Mingiti mustered up a group of 4 Spaniards and one Portugal man, and set out for the New World. During the long journey westward, the Spaniards began to go crazy, and begged Mingiti if they could eat the Portugal man. "Nay", said Mingiti, and so it was. The Spaniards were permitted to merely chew on the Portugal man, but not to consume any part of him, and so they did. Eventually, they arrived at what would someday nearly become known as the Mormon nation of Deseret. The party explored this strange new land, but were soon attacked by a bear, which disrupted their trek, and scattered the group across the continent.
The Europeans were eventually all killed, either by Indians or baseball midgets, but Ingle Mingiti lived on. It is said that during his travels, he found the fountain of youth in Denver, and lives to this day, working as a 7-11 cashier in Toronto.
Ingle Mingiti was truly a great man, and will be remembered forever for never giving up in the face of adversity.
by Rastablowtorch February 26, 2006
Get the Ingle Mingiti mug.A terrible movie. Here's a rundown of the story:
Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.
Never see this movie.
Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing.
Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future.
Somehow, Jason becomes mechanically enhanced, therefore he can now kill people while looking even more like an idiot.
Jason dies in a duel with a stereotypical black guy while being blown up in an exploding ship.
Never see this movie.
by Rastablowtorch November 3, 2005
Get the Jason X mug.Since there's barely anything to do up at the North Pole, whenever jolly ole' St. Nick gets bored, he'll just take one of his merry little elves, and throw him to the polar bears.
by Rastablowtorch October 16, 2005
Get the North Pole mug.The first of the two EPs Alice in Chains put out. It's way different than their other stuff, seeing how it's all acoustic. Since it's an EP, it's pretty short, being only four songs long (Five if you count the hidden track). There also a few guest singers on Sap as well, notably Chris Cornell and the singer from Heart. Unlike Alice in Chains' previous album, Facelift, Sap seemed to trade loud and fast electric guitar for slower rhythyms and more meaningful lyrics.
by Rastablowtorch October 10, 2005
Get the Sap mug.1. It's really hot in the core
2. Wicked Garden is a good song off Core
3. The Core is one shitty piece of cinematography.
2. Wicked Garden is a good song off Core
3. The Core is one shitty piece of cinematography.
by Rastablowtorch October 9, 2005
Get the core mug.Arguably the best Alice in Chains album/EP ever put out. It has more of an acoustic vibe to it than any of their full length albums.
by Rastablowtorch October 1, 2005
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