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inanisexual 

One who prefers having intimate relations with inanimate objects instead of people, i.e. dildo.
It appears that she is humping that podium; do you think she is inanisexual?
inanisexual by ihmsf August 17, 2008

Infantilism 

Enjoyment from infant-related things. Pretending to be a baby, wearing diapers (see diaper lover, speaking like a child (ie "I sowwy"), sleeping in a crib. Wide range of things, but all infant-related

Note that this is interest in the trappings/behaviour of youth, not sexual interest in the youth themselves (that's a pedophile)
Infantilism by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Infantile 

To act in a childish or immature manner.
Alex: Today, in class, my friend and I kept laughing then annoyed the teacher. I must do it again soon!
Deeanna: Oh Alex, you're so infantile.
Alex: I know, I can't help it.

infantilize

verb trans.

to treat someone as a child or in a way that denies their maturity
jimmy infantilizes his friends all the time
infantilize by jeny September 11, 2007

Infantile Pillock 

A child-like or child-sized penis.

Infantile: relating to infancy
Pillock: a fool or idiot; a penis
Person1: You're a jerk.
Person2: Butthead.
Person1: Infantile Pillock.
Person2: ... did you just call me a small dick? YOU'RE the infantile pillock.
Person1: Haha.
Person2: What's funny is that you aren't disagreeing...
Infantile Pillock by princess.peach December 30, 2009

infanciaexterminada 

1: Yo, do you know any meme page on Instagram?
2: Yuh, @infanciaexterminada
infanciaexterminada by Shaoyung January 5, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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