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One who prefers having intimate relations with inanimate objects instead of people, i.e. dildo.

It appears that she is humping that podium; do you think she is inanisexual?

inanisexual by ihmsf August 17, 2008

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innitsexual

Mental illness caused by watching tommyinnit religiously to the point they want to fuck specifically the 17 year old tommyinnit

Person1: I'm innitsexual

Person2: this is pride month not not autism awareness Month

Person3:please get out of my house please

innitsexual by Green-ish dirt February 13, 2022

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inanisexual • Iansexual • ilandsexual • imabisexualbixch • inamasexual • inanimosexual • Inisexual • innitsexual • intisexual • ivansexual

iansexual

a person who is attracted sexually to ian somerhalder

Look at Regina! She’s so in love with ian somerhalder. She must be Iansexual

iansexual by Iansexual,Iansomerhaldersexual December 30, 2020

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inanimosexual

someone who is sexually/ romantically attracted to inanimate objects

That boy likes only inanimate objects. He is a Inanimosexual.

inanimosexual by mikedubah November 29, 2020

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Iansexual

Attracted to the voluptuous horse cock and rock hard abs of Ian Rosland

Me and the homies hate anti-Iansexuals

Iansexual by Sydney Rosland March 9, 2021

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iansexual

One that is physically attracted to Ian Somerhalder regardless of their gender.

Nina Dobrev was drooling over Ian through her phone. Nina was was being iansexual.

iansexual by Iknowyourobssedwithme.mgg December 31, 2020

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Iansexual

Attracted to Ian Harding

“What’s your sexuality?”
“I’m Iansexual”

Iansexual by Giada Harding January 7, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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