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Inceptitude 

Inceptitude is the condition of being someone watching the Oscar-nominated film "Inception" without being able to understand, let alone follow, the plot.
I was watching that film "Inception" the other day. Complex plot or what?! I didn't have a clue what was going on, I was suffering from total inceptitude. Great visual effects though.
Inceptitude by Jollyer June 5, 2021
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Intestitude 

The attitude you develop with stomach flu, usually associated with Explosive Diarhea.
Don't talk to Drea today, he's still sick and now has Intestitude.

I'm sorry you're sick, but I don't need your intestitude today.

Drea's explosive diarhea is giving him intestitude.
Intestitude by BadmoonSue March 25, 2008

Social ineptitude 

Somebody who finds it difficult to intereact with us lesser mortals.
A nerd is someone who has Social ineptitude. A geek differes from them, in the fact that he/she doesn't have Social ineptitude
Social ineptitude by Popelady June 28, 2011

ineptitude

Someone who is not good at something because of lack of practice.
Rappers
*example is too short. Whats too short about it? Rappers suck!
ineptitude by SomeKid May 3, 2004

Editorial Ineptitude 

Conceptual and linguistic blunders made by a senior editor or managing editor, as a result of her limited content knowledge of the manuscript and poor grasp of the English language.
Rose resorts to office politics and apple polishing to make up for her editorial ineptitude in occupying the managing director position—she's been promoted to her next level of incompetency, where editors hope she'll cause the least damage to the editorial team.

inventitude 

The use of a confrontational tone in order to discourage others from questioning lies one has just invented.
Hey John, we’ve been waiting for an hour. Why were you so late?

Ughhh! what is it about... a .... a scooter fire that you don’t understand? Do you even know how to read?

Don’t take that inventitude with me! I didn’t make you late...
inventitude by hngryDaVinci September 14, 2010

Facial Ineptitude 

When an individidual, Male or Female, lacks characteristics in the facial region that are considered appealing.
Cher has a severe case of Facial Ineptitude.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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