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inventitude 

The use of a confrontational tone in order to discourage others from questioning lies one has just invented.
Hey John, we’ve been waiting for an hour. Why were you so late?

Ughhh! what is it about... a .... a scooter fire that you don’t understand? Do you even know how to read?

Don’t take that inventitude with me! I didn’t make you late...
inventitude by hngryDaVinci September 14, 2010
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Inventitive 

An alternative pronunciation and spelling of the word inventive. Coined by Link.
See "Epic Rap Battle" by Rhett and Link
I pack a snorkel' 'cause I'm clever and so inventitive.

It's inventive. Inventitive isn't a word.

Yeah, I just inventi-ted it. You just got served!
Inventitive by Dr. Pepper Cherry September 13, 2010

intensitude 

The magnitude to which something is intense.
"Holy shit that's a real hellka! That's too much intensitude for my brain to handle!"
intensitude by Quine7 January 10, 2008

Intestitude 

The attitude you develop with stomach flu, usually associated with Explosive Diarhea.
Don't talk to Drea today, he's still sick and now has Intestitude.

I'm sorry you're sick, but I don't need your intestitude today.

Drea's explosive diarhea is giving him intestitude.
Intestitude by BadmoonSue March 25, 2008

Inceptitude 

Inceptitude is the condition of being someone watching the Oscar-nominated film "Inception" without being able to understand, let alone follow, the plot.
I was watching that film "Inception" the other day. Complex plot or what?! I didn't have a clue what was going on, I was suffering from total inceptitude. Great visual effects though.
Inceptitude by Jollyer June 5, 2021

Social ineptitude 

Somebody who finds it difficult to intereact with us lesser mortals.
A nerd is someone who has Social ineptitude. A geek differes from them, in the fact that he/she doesn't have Social ineptitude
Social ineptitude by Popelady June 28, 2011

ineptitude

Someone who is not good at something because of lack of practice.
Rappers
*example is too short. Whats too short about it? Rappers suck!
ineptitude by SomeKid May 3, 2004
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