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Intestitude 

The attitude you develop with stomach flu, usually associated with Explosive Diarhea.
Don't talk to Drea today, he's still sick and now has Intestitude.

I'm sorry you're sick, but I don't need your intestitude today.

Drea's explosive diarhea is giving him intestitude.
Intestitude by BadmoonSue March 25, 2008

Inceptitude 

Inceptitude is the condition of being someone watching the Oscar-nominated film "Inception" without being able to understand, let alone follow, the plot.
I was watching that film "Inception" the other day. Complex plot or what?! I didn't have a clue what was going on, I was suffering from total inceptitude. Great visual effects though.
Inceptitude by Jollyer June 5, 2021

Social ineptitude 

Somebody who finds it difficult to intereact with us lesser mortals.
A nerd is someone who has Social ineptitude. A geek differes from them, in the fact that he/she doesn't have Social ineptitude
Social ineptitude by Popelady June 28, 2011

ineptitude

Someone who is not good at something because of lack of practice.
Rappers
*example is too short. Whats too short about it? Rappers suck!
ineptitude by SomeKid May 3, 2004

Editorial Ineptitude 

Conceptual and linguistic blunders made by a senior editor or managing editor, as a result of her limited content knowledge of the manuscript and poor grasp of the English language.
Rose resorts to office politics and apple polishing to make up for her editorial ineptitude in occupying the managing director position—she's been promoted to her next level of incompetency, where editors hope she'll cause the least damage to the editorial team.

interneptitude 

The utter inability of technophobes to understand social media and online trends.
My dad's clear interneptitude meant it was futile to explain why he should stop playing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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