Intestitude

The attitude you develop with stomach flu, usually associated with Explosive Diarhea.

Don't talk to Drea today, he's still sick and now has Intestitude.

I'm sorry you're sick, but I don't need your intestitude today.

Drea's explosive diarhea is giving him intestitude.

by BadmoonSue March 25, 2008

intensitude

The magnitude to which something is intense.

"Holy shit that's a real hellka! That's too much intensitude for my brain to handle!"

by Quine7 January 10, 2008

Inceptitude

Inceptitude is the condition of being someone watching the Oscar-nominated film "Inception" without being able to understand, let alone follow, the plot.

I was watching that film "Inception" the other day. Complex plot or what?! I didn't have a clue what was going on, I was suffering from total inceptitude. Great visual effects though.

by Jollyer June 5, 2021

Social ineptitude

Somebody who finds it difficult to intereact with us lesser mortals.

A nerd is someone who has Social ineptitude. A geek differes from them, in the fact that he/she doesn't have Social ineptitude

by Popelady June 28, 2011

ineptitude

Someone who is not good at something because of lack of practice.

Rappers
*example is too short. Whats too short about it? Rappers suck!

by SomeKid May 3, 2004

Editorial Ineptitude

Conceptual and linguistic blunders made by a senior editor or managing editor, as a result of her limited content knowledge of the manuscript and poor grasp of the English language.

Rose resorts to office politics and apple polishing to make up for her editorial ineptitude in occupying the managing director position—she's been promoted to her next level of incompetency, where editors hope she'll cause the least damage to the editorial team.

by MathPlus July 21, 2017

Intesticide

Intesticide is the gaseous chemical appetite-suppressant vapor that one stores in their alimentary tract and quietly applies to a room full of unsuspecting people while cropdusting.

A combination of the words pesticide and intestines

Synonymous with the noun form of the verb fart

Dude, I just cropdusted some Monsanto level intesticide in the boss's office while he was on a business call, there was no escape for him, he had to just tough it out. He *probably* has cancer now, but his office is termite free for the moment, they won't be hungry for a while, I guarantee that.

Boss's face:
📞(ಥ_ಥ) 🔫

by human_wrench August 11, 2016