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Impotent 

When a normal man is unable to obtain a stirring of the loins when confronted with an attractive young lady. This is sadly common. It is often associated with old age or prostrate difficulties. It produces extreme melancholia in the male; a feeling of worthlessness, of being unable to satisfy a woman, which - in extreme cases - can lead to suicide.
‘Sidney totally impotent and can’t get a hard-on, even when Doris wears her baby-doll nightie!’
Impotent by Colonel Barnaby January 23, 2023
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impotent 

the act of not being able to get hard, commonly when needed
I went to bang my girlfriend but i found i had become impotent
impotent by darkbutterz February 13, 2006

impotent 

The inability to arouse the penis, often times caused by severe trauma.
Cody's horrible impotency could only be prudently remedied by glancing at his hot mother.
impotent by Zaid Williams January 8, 2004

impotent 

Impotent is Having a flacid penis.

1. Not being able to satisfy a woman no matter how hard you try.

2. A dick that dosent work properly. I have a hard time cumming. It can be embarrassing.
I have a flacid penis which is impotent- I get 'nervous' around the ladies. It dosent help my flacid penis.
impotent by sonni vitale. February 15, 2008

impotent 

someone who is incapable/ineffective at performing a task or job responsibilities; one who disappoints everyone with their lack of ability.
stacy is an impotent staff who offers nothing to our team.

don't expect jamie to get anything done. she's the most impotent marketing director ever.
impotent by fivenightrental March 4, 2009

impotent 

living up to his name ol limp dick Bob scored us another o z of impotent weed.
impotent by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

impotent 

impotent by MeAd November 3, 2003