Imbie

Short form for imbecile; when you feel like sounding smart when you insult someone.

An insult or exclamation of frustration.

STOP IT YOU IMBIE!!!! or "My sister was SUCH an imbie today..."

Imbie by MoDay14 March 24, 2011

digital imbecile 

Someone who believes anything they read online, before intelligently fact checking it for sense, validity or lack of tosh.

Wow, you posted that tosh! What an utter digital imbecile.

digital imbecile by Teraknor March 27, 2020

imbehole 

Combination of imbecile and asshole. Often used on brain dead morons too stupid to realize they have been grievously insulted. Perfect to use when someone cuts a line in front of you or runs into you because they were playing with their phone and not paying attention to where they were walking.

1. Hey imbehole! No cuts!
2. Nice job imbehole! Next time try looking where you are going!

imbehole by zekebones May 11, 2018

Imbicile

An imbicile is person who is unable to spell imbecile therefore they are a imbicile.

You: Something is falling from the Russian jet.
Person: It's a bomb you imbicile!
You: It is spelled imbecile sir or madam.
Person: Fuk you!
You: It's "fuck you" you imbecile.

Imbicile by PsychpPr3tz3l_Tv May 18, 2020

imbibification 

A fancy name for the process of getting righteously (and discretely)plastered. Frequently used by those with inflated perceptions of themselves.

Did you see them pull ...(name of mindless celebrity, pompous senator, or sanctimonius pundit HERE) out of the Tidal Basin. He and his "friend" were definitely in an advanced state of imbibification.

imbibification by flyingdog January 22, 2008

imbestigate 

The way Mets' GM Omar Minaya says "investigate." This can be noticed during the investigation of Mets' VP of Player Development Tony Bernazard's deplorable action to several Mets players.

When asked about the situation, Omar Minaya replied, "I think what we're going to have to do is imbestigate."

imbestigate by dbmjnets November 10, 2009

Ibies 

Also known as "i·bu·pro·fen"

a synthetic compound used widely as an analgesic and anti-inflammatory drug.

Term commonly used for street cred, and nothing else.

I'm so sick right now... Time to pop some Ibies...

Ibies by FullSendEh February 13, 2018