3 definitions by zekebones

banana polish

Any kind of hand lotion like Jergen's or Intensive Care that teenage boys use to jackoff.

Mom, if you're going to the store, Brad needs some more banana polish!

by zekebones October 27, 2014

Buttmunch

Seemingly derogatory term but often used with affection. In the classic sitcom Malcolm in the Middle, the brothers call each other buttmunch but with a smile and a pat on the back. The word can also be used as a sexually suggestive term, using it on someone you would actually like to munch on your butt.

1. Reese to Malcolm: Way to go buttmunch! I'm proud of you!
2. Reese to Malcolm (pulling down his pants): Hey buttmunch, dive in!

by zekebones March 17, 2018

imbehole

Combination of imbecile and asshole. Often used on brain dead morons too stupid to realize they have been grievously insulted. Perfect to use when someone cuts a line in front of you or runs into you because they were playing with their phone and not paying attention to where they were walking.

1. Hey imbehole! No cuts!
2. Nice job imbehole! Next time try looking where you are going!

by zekebones March 17, 2018