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investigate my hole 

What two guys say to each other,that like one another.
"Hey,Mike."...."Let's go out tonight,and when we get home,you can investigate my hole."

Incestigate 

When a sibling detective squad hooks up with each other during or after an investigation.
After solving the Mystery of the mysterious mystery, The Hardy Boys went back to their place to Incestigate. All Night Long.
Incestigate by androoxc November 2, 2009

Intestigate 

"He's going to intestigate why the server crashed by forcing a series of restarts."
Intestigate by DocN8Tor September 16, 2011

Ingestigate

Ingestigate: A method of investigation by which an individual ingests something.
I heard that there's an awesome new burger at the local burger joint. We should go ingestigate it.
Ingestigate by Geimanx August 16, 2016

incestigate 

The act of passionately searching for phat loots for the game World of Warcraft.
What drops in that instance? I shall incestigate for the drops!
incestigate by MainTankRespectIt February 10, 2007

intestigate 

to investigate a situation in a rather homosexual manner
The case of the missing cat was a matter I needed to intestigate
intestigate by Tokiya April 1, 2008
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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