Imagi-wank

To masterbate to mental images as apposed to actual pornography.

Guy 1: Dude, I found some awesome porn last night! You should check it out!

Guy 2: Ah damn, my internet's down so I'm rockin' the imagi-wank at the minute...

Imagi-wank by FunkStuff December 29, 2007

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imagiwank

A wank using no outside sources for arousal material, only the fantasies provided by one's imagination.

ERIC: I'm gonna go beat off.
TOBY: You want this porn mag?
ERIC: Nah, I fancy an imagiwank over that cute girl who works at the video place.
TOBY: Ah. Godspeed.

imagiwank by Simon199 May 11, 2008

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imagawank

a word for masturbating without pornographic material. therefore having to use the imagination.

guy 1: ive got swimming class, and its mixed genders.
guy 2: you know how to solve that.
guy 1: but i havnt got any porn.
guy 3: well you could always imagawank

imagawank by kieranm1280 August 18, 2010

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Imagiwank

Masturbating without the necessary pornographic materials and instead relying on one's ability to imagine pleasurable, erotic acts in one's head.

Jim: Once was doing some work on a scaffold, my boss told me I had 5 minutes, didn't have my Nuts on me so just had to imagiwank.

Imagiwank by YeModestMustache October 9, 2016

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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