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imagiwank 

A wank using no outside sources for arousal material, only the fantasies provided by one's imagination.
ERIC: I'm gonna go beat off.
TOBY: You want this porn mag?
ERIC: Nah, I fancy an imagiwank over that cute girl who works at the video place.
TOBY: Ah. Godspeed.
imagiwank by Simon199 May 11, 2008
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Imagiwank 

Masturbating without the necessary pornographic materials and instead relying on one's ability to imagine pleasurable, erotic acts in one's head.
Jim: Once was doing some work on a scaffold, my boss told me I had 5 minutes, didn't have my Nuts on me so just had to imagiwank.
Imagiwank by YeModestMustache October 9, 2016
Abbreviation for in My Absolutely Wise And Noteworthy, Knowledgeable, Expert Recommendation. Similar to IMHO (In My Humble Opinion), but when you really want to make sure the audience knows you're making a firm recommendation.
IMAWANKER, but I really think we should use Excel as our customer relationship database.
IMAWANKER by DizzoDizzman August 5, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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