Definitions by YeModestMustache

Foodlust 

Those forbidden thoughts of doing absolutely filthy things to your diet.

Id: I wanna smash that chocoalte fudge cake so bad.

Ego: That kind of foodlust isn't for public viewing!

Foodlust by YeModestMustache October 2, 2017

Imagiwank 

Masturbating without the necessary pornographic materials and instead relying on one's ability to imagine pleasurable, erotic acts in one's head.

Jim: Once was doing some work on a scaffold, my boss told me I had 5 minutes, didn't have my Nuts on me so just had to imagiwank.

Imagiwank by YeModestMustache October 9, 2016

Stuup 

Pronounced : "Stoop".

Bastardization of the word 'stupid' so that it can be used as a singular insult rather than an enhancing insult.

Jim : I locked myself out my house this morning.

Bill : Well done you stuup

Stuup by YeModestMustache January 11, 2014

Bug Wheel 

A phrase used to describe the odd, flimsy, damaged wheel that commonly appears in one of the wheel bays on a cheap, economy class car.

Not to be confused with Bug Wheels.

Bob: I nearly crashed into a tree yesterday!
Dan: How did you manage that?
Bob: That bloody bug wheel makes steering so difficult!

Bug Wheel by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

Bug Wheels 

A derogatory term used to denote cheap, slow and often flimsy second hand cars that sport an unusually small set of wheels.

Not to be confused with Bug Wheel.

Bill: What do you think? That's a handsome set of wheels, eh?
Dan: I think you mean a handsome set of bug wheels.

Bug Wheels by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

Log Wheels 

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.

Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.

Log Wheels by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

Whipster 

A common name for someone with an obsession with whipped cream.

Not to be confused with Whipper Poopie.

Bill: I see Bobs likes his cream.
Dan: You mean whipster likes his cream.

Whipster by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011