YeModestMustache's definitions

Whipster

A common name for someone with an obsession with whipped cream.

Not to be confused with Whipper Poopie.

Bill: I see Bobs likes his cream.
Dan: You mean whipster likes his cream.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

Stuup

Pronounced : "Stoop".

Bastardization of the word 'stupid' so that it can be used as a singular insult rather than an enhancing insult.

Jim : I locked myself out my house this morning.

Bill : Well done you stuup

by YeModestMustache January 11, 2014

Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.

Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

Bug Wheels

A derogatory term used to denote cheap, slow and often flimsy second hand cars that sport an unusually small set of wheels.

Not to be confused with Bug Wheel.

Bill: What do you think? That's a handsome set of wheels, eh?
Dan: I think you mean a handsome set of bug wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

Imagiwank

Masturbating without the necessary pornographic materials and instead relying on one's ability to imagine pleasurable, erotic acts in one's head.

Jim: Once was doing some work on a scaffold, my boss told me I had 5 minutes, didn't have my Nuts on me so just had to imagiwank.

by YeModestMustache October 9, 2016

Foodlust

Those forbidden thoughts of doing absolutely filthy things to your diet.

Id: I wanna smash that chocoalte fudge cake so bad.

Ego: That kind of foodlust isn't for public viewing!

by YeModestMustache October 2, 2017

Fuckberrys

Rated PG for Parental Guidance, the adeptly named Fuckberrys is one of the many variants of the ever popular, ubiquitous Fuck word. An ancient nerd word first used by people in 2010. Basically means 'Oh dear' instead of 'Aw fuck'ssake!'

Mr Neep : *Watches a girlfriend who found out her boyfriend was cheating on her throw his signed edition of Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2 out of a 10 story building*

Mr Neep : Aw Fuckberrys, dude.

by YeModestMustache March 23, 2011