YeModestMustache's definitions

Foodlust

Those forbidden thoughts of doing absolutely filthy things to your diet.

Id: I wanna smash that chocoalte fudge cake so bad.

Ego: That kind of foodlust isn't for public viewing!

by YeModestMustache October 2, 2017

Log Wheels

A vehicle, commonly of mediocre value, that sports a set of tyres that cause serious speed problems for speed freaks and road runners.

Bill: Why is my car so slow?

Dan: You ever thought that maybe you have log wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

Fuckberrys

Rated PG for Parental Guidance, the adeptly named Fuckberrys is one of the many variants of the ever popular, ubiquitous Fuck word. An ancient nerd word first used by people in 2010. Basically means 'Oh dear' instead of 'Aw fuck'ssake!'

Mr Neep : *Watches a girlfriend who found out her boyfriend was cheating on her throw his signed edition of Call of Duty : Modern Warfare 2 out of a 10 story building*

Mr Neep : Aw Fuckberrys, dude.

by YeModestMustache March 23, 2011

Bug Wheel

A phrase used to describe the odd, flimsy, damaged wheel that commonly appears in one of the wheel bays on a cheap, economy class car.

Not to be confused with Bug Wheels.

Bob: I nearly crashed into a tree yesterday!
Dan: How did you manage that?
Bob: That bloody bug wheel makes steering so difficult!

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

Bug Wheels

A derogatory term used to denote cheap, slow and often flimsy second hand cars that sport an unusually small set of wheels.

Not to be confused with Bug Wheel.

Bill: What do you think? That's a handsome set of wheels, eh?
Dan: I think you mean a handsome set of bug wheels.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011

no?

A rather crude yet oddly satisfying way of explaining in a sarcastic, inquisitive way the word no. Instead of actually using it to actually ask a question at the climax of using the word no, No? typically means : I'm being sarcastic, you fool.

Mr Smiley : So, I hear you like used pen lids?

Mr DoubleSmiley : Hmm...No?

by YeModestMustache March 23, 2011

Whipster

A common name for someone with an obsession with whipped cream.

Not to be confused with Whipper Poopie.

Bill: I see Bobs likes his cream.
Dan: You mean whipster likes his cream.

by YeModestMustache June 15, 2011