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Invariably 

Invariably is an adverb which means each time or upon every occasion. If you see a particular person that you loathe and despise coming towards you and you always get that sinking feeling in your stomach, then that is invariably what happens. You know that every time you see them they’ll have that shit-eating grin on their face that each time you see it makes you feel sick, then that is invariably what happens as well. You know too, because it happens every time that, without even saying “Hello”, they’ll start dishing the dirt on somebody because that is what invariably happens. I thought a few examples might help to clarify things, but I’m not invariably right.
Politicians invariably distort the truth and avoid giving straight answers.
Invariably by AKACroatalin May 14, 2015
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Ivar the Boneless 

Ivar the Boneless or Ivar Ragnarsson was a Viking warrior, and leader who invaded England during the "Viking age". It is not 100% known what "Boneless" means. Many Viking stories describe him as literally lacking bones or legs. But it is not known how reliable these stories are.

According to the Tale of Ragnar Lodbrok, Ivar was "boneless" because of a curse. His mother Aslaug was the third wife of his father Ragnar Lodbrok. She had stated that she and her husband must wait 3 days before having sex. But Ragnar Lodbrok had been raiding in England and was really horny due to being away for such a long time, and so he had sex with his beautiful wife anyway. Because of this, Ivar was born "boneless".

Ivar the Boneless has been described by several Viking sagas as being skillful, and fierce on the battlefield. He was a commander of the Great Heathen Army which attacked England.
Was Ivar the Boneless actually boneless?

Ignarrogant 

A person who is arrogant about their ignorance.
Kitty is ignarrogant when she offers her opinions on things to which she is uninformed.
Ignarrogant by RAVe715 March 18, 2009

ignarrogance 

offensive display of superiority or self importance whilst lacking general knowledge and awareness
Ignarrogance and rudeness are training wheels on the bicycle of life; for weak people who cannot keep their balance without them.
ignarrogance by hugo72791 September 1, 2012

maja ivarsson 

hot blonde (not dumb) front woman singer from the band 'the sounds' .......very sexual woman that makes EVERYONE jizz their pants..
damn.! last month i went to a 'sounds' show and maja ivarsson was crazy ..all up on felix..showing everyone her undies..shes so rad.!
maja ivarsson by al;sdkfj September 24, 2006
Ivar is an extremely good looking, sexy, handsome individual who most likely has more money on his bank account than you have. He also automatically has a dick that is 10 inches bigger than yours, no matter how big yours is.
Girl 1: Daaamn, you see that Ivar over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is so hot!
Ivar by bruhMomentSummoner October 17, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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