Ivar

Ivar is an extremely good looking, sexy, handsome individual who most likely has more money on his bank account than you have. He also automatically has a dick that is 10 inches bigger than yours, no matter how big yours is.

Girl 1: Daaamn, you see that Ivar over there?
Girl 2: Yeah, he is so hot!

by bruhMomentSummoner October 18, 2019

Ivar

the SEXIEST GUY EVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

"You're so sexy, but you aint a patch on that Ivar."

by Lou August 08, 2003

Ivar

Ivar: An engine - made by Welsh Dragons

Makes funny noises - 'shhhhhgerromppp shhhhgerrrommpppp' etc

Why does Ivar have a funny accent - it's because he is Welsh and an steam engine

by RD January 30, 2005

Ivar

A guy who knows all the pokemons and all the rasist slurs
Ivar also has a feet pic collection in a secrep photo app on his phone

Ivar always smells so bad after farting in his sleep

by AnalThief May 08, 2021

Ivar

Ivar is a gay guy who likes dicks. Every day he must suck a dick to be happy.

Hey Ivar, did u already suck a dick today? No, sucked two.

by MrXenophon July 31, 2022

Ivar

Ivar is definitely not a bad person.

He may use you, but not in a bad way.
He is beautiful but not very tall.

Ivar is also an Ikea closet. He isn’t in the closet tho, he’s probably straight.

‘Aye i gotta go get ‘nother Ivar closet.’
‘See Ivar there? he be cuteeee’

by itsher November 23, 2021

Ivar

Ivar is a cool man

Bro did you hear the new Ivar remix?
Yeah bro, it was fire

by Ivari lapsentatud poeg October 09, 2021