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"I ain't got a f**king clue."

Used in written communication (typically email, SMS) to express uncertainty, confusion or bewilderment - often with an element of frustration. Typically this is a consequence of failure by a third party to provide sufficient information, or total disbelief at how someone could be so completely inept.
Q: What's all this about?
A: IAGAFC

Q: How are we expected to work with this useless software?
A: IAGAFC

Q: How on earth did she land a job as head of department?
A: IAGAFC
IAGAFC by Makaliwanu November 4, 2009
Related Words
Iadaf • iagaf • Indaface • IAAAFD • IAAFS • IADAM • iAdapt • iadgaf • IAGAFC • iahaf
"Imagine Defining An Abbreviation For Urban Dictionary."
"IDAAFUD"
IDAAFUD by Vexacon June 16, 2021

iamafake@notmail.com 

when you dont want to give your email
please give an email: iamafake@notmail.com
iamafake@notmail.com by enjiebenjie December 31, 2008
I would do anything for you

Pretty self explanitory
A: It is impossible to make me happy
J: I'm up for the impossible, iwdafy
IWDAFY by Chunky butter June 22, 2009
I am not a financial advisor. Similar to IANAL (I am not a lawyer)
Considering your age and financial goals, you might consider reducing the percentage of your portfolio that is in equities. But, IANAFA.
IANAFA by sharknado523 May 3, 2021
Similar to IANAL. Replace Lawyer with Fortune Teller.
Used to indicate that the speaker is not a registered Fortune Teller. Thus, any statements about the future from said individual should be treated as uninformed guesses, rather than informed statements.
IANAFT, but I think this economic recession will end in the next year.
IANAFT by BonoChris February 20, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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