IAGAFC

"I ain't got a f**king clue."

Used in written communication (typically email, SMS) to express uncertainty, confusion or bewilderment - often with an element of frustration. Typically this is a consequence of failure by a third party to provide sufficient information, or total disbelief at how someone could be so completely inept.

Q: What's all this about?
A: IAGAFC

Q: How are we expected to work with this useless software?
A: IAGAFC

Q: How on earth did she land a job as head of department?
A: IAGAFC

IAGAFC by Makaliwanu November 4, 2009

ihgafc 

I haven't got a fucking clue.

Luke: Are you coming out this weekend, Dave?
Dave: ihgafc

ihgafc by lukejames1111 March 1, 2018

iagaf

" I accidently give a fuck" usually caused by receiving some kind of rejection. Due to the high hopes of getting a certain response but their response falls short of expectation you feel slightly offended/rejected for a short duration. Nothing a funny YouTube/comment/food can't fix :)

"Are you free today? "
"Why yes I am!"
"Do you want to study? "
"Umm .... *formulating some kind of excuse ...
"Geeezus if you just want to say no then just say it. "

2min later post on twitter:

Hence the term "crush" #iagaf

(If your usually a carefree person you accidently feel like you got rejected. )

iagaf by bbqq22 December 7, 2013

iagaf

I.A.G.A.F. ~ I Actually Give A F!@#.

Opposite of IDGAF. Opposing the popular careless statement I Don't Give A F!@$ (which is a dying stupid trend like YOLO)

"Your ass is hang'in out your shorts"
"IDGAF"
"Well, I'm your best friend so I'm gonna tell you cause IAGAF"

Shawty: Don't throw ya garbage out the window!
BAE: IDGAF
Shawty: Well, IAGAF.

iagaf by Bonus_Bonasse April 23, 2015

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022