iahaf

I am Horny AF

Yeah she came over last night but didn’t give me none. Today IAHAF. SOS.

iahaf by yessirrelol November 26, 2021

IAGAFC

"I ain't got a f**king clue."

Used in written communication (typically email, SMS) to express uncertainty, confusion or bewilderment - often with an element of frustration. Typically this is a consequence of failure by a third party to provide sufficient information, or total disbelief at how someone could be so completely inept.

Q: What's all this about?
A: IAGAFC

Q: How are we expected to work with this useless software?
A: IAGAFC

Q: How on earth did she land a job as head of department?
A: IAGAFC

IAGAFC by Makaliwanu November 4, 2009

IHAF 

Im High as Fuck. abbreviation for texting.

Mom: whatr u doing
Me: IHAF
Mom: what?
Me: yea

IHAF by ImSmokeyTheBear September 27, 2011

[e-mail] 

when you dont want to give your email

please give an email: [e-mail]

[e-mail] by enjiebenjie December 31, 2008

IANAFA 

I am not a financial advisor. Similar to IANAL (I am not a lawyer)

Considering your age and financial goals, you might consider reducing the percentage of your portfolio that is in equities. But, IANAFA.

IANAFA by sharknado523 May 3, 2021

IANAFT 

Similar to IANAL. Replace Lawyer with Fortune Teller.
Used to indicate that the speaker is not a registered Fortune Teller. Thus, any statements about the future from said individual should be treated as uninformed guesses, rather than informed statements.

IANAFT, but I think this economic recession will end in the next year.

IANAFT by BonoChris February 20, 2009

iagaf

" I accidently give a fuck" usually caused by receiving some kind of rejection. Due to the high hopes of getting a certain response but their response falls short of expectation you feel slightly offended/rejected for a short duration. Nothing a funny YouTube/comment/food can't fix :)

"Are you free today? "
"Why yes I am!"
"Do you want to study? "
"Umm .... *formulating some kind of excuse ...
"Geeezus if you just want to say no then just say it. "

2min later post on twitter:

Hence the term "crush" #iagaf

(If your usually a carefree person you accidently feel like you got rejected. )

iagaf by bbqq22 December 7, 2013