Apple fanboys who know everything about the company from the first line of code on the first Macintosh's operating system to the colour of the inner walls of Steve Job's small intestine
"OMG, I cannot, CANNOT, beliiiiiieve that you still don't have an iPod yet."
"I kind of like my mp3 player dude. I can carry a spare battery around with me in case it runs out and you can't do that with an iPod right?"
"OMG, OMG! Do you know anything about lithium-ion batteries or are you just trying to be cool? Apple bashing is so cool now right? Just get a fucking iPod and an iPhone like uuuuurverybody else."
"Look, iSpod, it's not cute anymore. I'm sick of you sticking your iPhone in my face and showing me some lame app that was seemingly designed by a twelve year old retarded kid. I'm sick of you holding up your iPad in the middle of town and shouting about how cool augmented reality is whilst running about like a fairy. And I'm sick of the sound leak from your shitty, white Apple brand head phones. So. Just. FUCK! OFF!!!!"
"OMG, like whatever."
*KILLS*
"I kind of like my mp3 player dude. I can carry a spare battery around with me in case it runs out and you can't do that with an iPod right?"
"OMG, OMG! Do you know anything about lithium-ion batteries or are you just trying to be cool? Apple bashing is so cool now right? Just get a fucking iPod and an iPhone like uuuuurverybody else."
"Look, iSpod, it's not cute anymore. I'm sick of you sticking your iPhone in my face and showing me some lame app that was seemingly designed by a twelve year old retarded kid. I'm sick of you holding up your iPad in the middle of town and shouting about how cool augmented reality is whilst running about like a fairy. And I'm sick of the sound leak from your shitty, white Apple brand head phones. So. Just. FUCK! OFF!!!!"
"OMG, like whatever."
*KILLS*
by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
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Something said when one feels like actin' a foo' but, due to the situation or circumstance, cannot.
Something said when one feels like actin' a foo' but, due to the situation or circumstance, cannot.
Bouncer: the cover's five bucks.
You: isnfd up in dis...
Bouncer: what was that?
You: nevermind, okay here you go.
Boss: all in favor say...
You: ISNFD!
Boss: what does that mean?
You: just keepin' it real.
You: isnfd up in dis...
Bouncer: what was that?
You: nevermind, okay here you go.
Boss: all in favor say...
You: ISNFD!
Boss: what does that mean?
You: just keepin' it real.
by Bevglog January 27, 2011
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Used for a substitute {lmao} or (rofl)
It's used in the context of the aforementioned being something humorous or it can be used sarcastically to state how unfunny it is.
Used for a substitute {lmao} or (rofl)
It's used in the context of the aforementioned being something humorous or it can be used sarcastically to state how unfunny it is.
"Did you see Joey tribbiani on conan's late night show? It's so funny"
-"yeah I'm watching it (rn) isfd.."
Usain bolt:
Random fan: bet I can beat you in a race
Usain bolt: Isfd
-"yeah I'm watching it (rn) isfd.."
Usain bolt:
Random fan: bet I can beat you in a race
Usain bolt: Isfd
by or nahh November 1, 2019
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