iSpod 

Apple fanboys who know everything about the company from the first line of code on the first Macintosh's operating system to the colour of the inner walls of Steve Job's small intestine

"OMG, I cannot, CANNOT, beliiiiiieve that you still don't have an iPod yet."

"I kind of like my mp3 player dude. I can carry a spare battery around with me in case it runs out and you can't do that with an iPod right?"

"OMG, OMG! Do you know anything about lithium-ion batteries or are you just trying to be cool? Apple bashing is so cool now right? Just get a fucking iPod and an iPhone like uuuuurverybody else."

"Look, iSpod, it's not cute anymore. I'm sick of you sticking your iPhone in my face and showing me some lame app that was seemingly designed by a twelve year old retarded kid. I'm sick of you holding up your iPad in the middle of town and shouting about how cool augmented reality is whilst running about like a fairy. And I'm sick of the sound leak from your shitty, white Apple brand head phones. So. Just. FUCK! OFF!!!!"

"OMG, like whatever."

*KILLS*

iSpod by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011

isPod 

Somebody who doesn't stop talking about how the iPod has changed their life. OCD.

John has become a real isPod lately

isPod by Piaras Kelly May 6, 2004

iPodilation 

The dilation / expansion of a person's ear holes as the result of excessive wearing if iPod earphones.

"That person suffers from iPodilation."

"You listened to the iPod so often you now have iPodilation."

"Because you left the earphones in all night, your ears have iPodilated."

iPodilation by GM75 February 3, 2010

Real Isopod Hours 

The time of night when people come out in search for food

*in a mcDonalds at 2 a.m.*
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.

Real Isopod Hours by Handle #354566 December 4, 2017

iPod Anxiety Effect 

The feeling of embarrasment or anxiety when, while playing songs on shuffle on your iPod in front of a group of people, a guilty pleasure song, or one you would prefer people didnt know you listened to, comes on. The owner of the iPod will then try to make bullshit excuses as to why they have that song, half-heartedly defend the song's presence in their library, or quickly switch the song. Usually the startled DJ will do a combination of the 3.

While Pete and his friends were driving in the car listening to Pete's iPod, suddenly, the latest Jonas Brothers hit single came on, causing Pete iPod Anxiety Effect

Pete-"Oh dude, that's my sister's song I think she must have downloaded it or some shit on my computer..."

Tony- "Bro you dont have a sister."

iPod Anxiety Effect by non descript generic nickname August 29, 2009

real isopod nigga hours 

The time of day between 12:05 a.m. and 3:15 a.m. for niggas whomst've are isopods to express their true isopod feelings.

What time is it cole? It's real isopod nigga hours

real isopod nigga hours by Hahapoopynig January 26, 2018

iPod Worthy 

When you like a song so much you decide it is "worthy enough to be on your iPod.

Person 1: Yo, don't you think Drake's song Headlines is amazing?

Person 2 : Naww man, i like it but it's not ipod worthy

iPod Worthy by Demnat November 7, 2011