Iranians 

Pronounced as: ee-rahn-nee-ahns

Also known as Persians. If you are extremely unfamiliar with Iranians, then you might think everybody's poor. Well, you're wrong. Iran owns 40% of the world's oil and the popular stereotype for Iranians is that they own a BMW and they wear tons of gold (that stereotype is only true about one person and that's my mom).

Us Persians, we celebrate the best holiday in the world. That holiday is called Nowruz. Nowruz is Persian New Year. It starts on the first day of spring. Nowruz lasts for 13 days. Each day, we go partying and get money. If you are kid, then your lucky! You get like $100 dollars on the first day. But if you're an adult then that's too bad, you have to watch as some random kid bathes in your November's rent.

In conclusion, Persians basically rule the entire world.

John 1: Hey John 2 did you see Noor's mom's car!

John 2: Yeah, they're both Iranians.

John 1: You mean Arabic.

John 2: No, Iranian.

John 1: ARABIC IRANIAN SAME THING

John 2: NO DUMBASS

Iranians by solid_teflon May 23, 2018

Iranians 

Oooooh! I hear the fucked the Iron Dome!

Hym "Did they do the thing!? Did the Iranians do the thing!? Straight line, scattershot, straight line, scatter shot! Did they do it? That would be hilarious! Right!? I told you I could break the dome! You know, they call me the 'Child of War.' in Japan! Hahahaha!"

Iranians by Hym Iam June 19, 2025

iranian ski goggles 

When you place your Persian nut sack gently into the eye sockets of your girl.

Ben - Hey Harold, I gave my girl Iranian Ski Goggles last night.
Harold - Ben, you're my Ayatollah!

iranian ski goggles by Mil3Druid3 June 3, 2016

Iranian Milk Jugs 

A Farsi girl with incredible, surgically-enhanced breasts.

The Ayatollah could not keep his eyes off the young woman's Iranian Milk Jugs

Iranian Milk Jugs by burnsiedotcom November 30, 2010

Iranian tobacco 

A codename used to describe marijuana when around people you want to hide usage from (i.e. family, law enforcement).

Person 1: "Today is the worst, I can't wait to get out of work. I need to get high."

Person 2: "I have some Iranian tobacco left, I'll bring it over. We can both book a flight."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Are you alright? Your eyes are red."

Person 2: "Oh yeah I'm fine, I'm just deep in Iran."

Iranian tobacco by Tenth Doctor November 29, 2018

iranian powerdrill 

first find a willing camel. they procede to put your whole arm up its anus for a minute

"whats that on your arm?"
"i just gave a camel a iranian powerdrill now i have a STD.
"that sucks"

iranian powerdrill by ccc12345 August 29, 2012

True Iranian 

A true Iranian is one who will always put their country and people first...above all else.

A true Iranian values and treasures their rich cultural heritage, and does all he/she can to preserve and celebrate it.

A true Iranian does not worship foreign 'saints' or venerate any of the enemies of Iran who have attempted to systematically destroy the country.

A true Iranian seeks freedom, justice and secularism for Iran.

- Hey, look at that guy Kaveh...he always defends Iran and Iranians against zealous thugs.

- Yeah. I know. He's amazing. He must really love his country, he's a true Iranian.

True Iranian by Kaveh Ahangar August 6, 2010