The act of taking one's ballskin, stretching it to its maximum diameter and suffocating a human being with it.
Tim: Hey Ryan, how was your day.

Ryan: Shut the fuck up you chodebucket.

Tim: Ryan, what are you doing with your balls? No, no, not the iranian spider web! NOOO! NOOOOOOOO!

RIP
by Joseph Tittlitch February 1, 2009
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