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INSONGNIA
When a person can't sing it means that he or she must suffer from the ailment called Insongnia. There currently is no cure for this! However, it seems to affect
Everyone except the person who has this disease, lol
Everyone except the person who has this disease, lol
My friend seems to be experiencing symptoms associated with Insongnia
She is always singing off key, and cannot hold a note!
She is always singing off key, and cannot hold a note!
INSONGNIA by GINGERSNAP2018 October 8, 2018
Related Words
insongnia • insomnia • insomniac • Insomaniac • insomniatic • Insignia • insomniacal • insomniacizing • Insomniac Kidz • insomniaddict
Insomnia
The inability to sleep like regular individuals. As much as you tell yourself you’ll sleep that night, your mind just won’t shut down. Medications won’t work, meditation helps. (It’s all in your little crazy head.)
Insomniac: FUCK! It’s 3 am.. Oh well.. looks like I won’t be sleeping. *Grabs phone, Clicks on Pornhub Video*
Fuck yeah.
Insomniac: FUCK! It’s 3 am.. Oh well.. looks like I won’t be sleeping. *Grabs phone, Clicks on Pornhub Video*
Fuck yeah.
iPad insomnia
that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia
iPad insomnia by t0mt October 1, 2010
Birthday insomnia
Insomnia that occurs the day before your birthday. In the morning before your birthday tomorrow, you start to feel excited on the inside but not on the outside. In the nighttime, when you try to go to sleep you can't because tomorrow is your birthday and you stay up late that's where birthday insomnia mainly comes into play.
I can't sleep.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.
Birthday insomnia by birthday insomnia December 8, 2017
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