insongnia

The term for a song being stuck in one's head.

This song is so annoying, it's causing me insongnia.

by Erameline December 24, 2005

INSONGNIA

When a person can't sing it means that he or she must suffer from the ailment called Insongnia. There currently is no cure for this! However, it seems to affect

Everyone except the person who has this disease, lol

My friend seems to be experiencing symptoms associated with Insongnia

She is always singing off key, and cannot hold a note!

by GINGERSNAP2018 October 8, 2018

Insongnia

The inability to sleep after rehearsal due to either a favourite or annoyingly difficult section of music playing on repeat in your head

That one tricky song running over and over in my head caused severe insongnia all night.

by SueLouHue October 21, 2024

Insomnia

The inability to sleep like regular individuals. As much as you tell yourself you’ll sleep that night, your mind just won’t shut down. Medications won’t work, meditation helps. (It’s all in your little crazy head.)

Insomniac: FUCK! It’s 3 am.. Oh well.. looks like I won’t be sleeping. *Grabs phone, Clicks on Pornhub Video*
Fuck yeah.

Friend: "I slept like a baby last night! Love how I can sleep 8 hours errr’night. How’d you sleep?

You: Go lick my butthole. I have insomnia you dick.

by Petiteone September 14, 2018

iPad insomnia

... inability to/or sacrifice of sleep due to the obsession with your iPad

that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia

by t0mt October 1, 2010

Insomnia

A common health problem characterised by difficulty in either falling or staying asleep. It can occur on its own (primary) or as a result of another medical disorder, such as depression (secondary).

Insomnia can be debilitating.

by Doc_B April 16, 2015

Birthday insomnia

Insomnia that occurs the day before your birthday. In the morning before your birthday tomorrow, you start to feel excited on the inside but not on the outside. In the nighttime, when you try to go to sleep you can't because tomorrow is your birthday and you stay up late that's where birthday insomnia mainly comes into play.

I can't sleep.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.

by birthday insomnia December 8, 2017