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You're a nurse and had a long day working fulltime plus six emergencies. One patient's left leg was wrongly amputated (it should have been his left nose wing). You cried because you felt his disbelief. And then he proposed to you on his intact knee which turned out weird. Your colleague Julie gives you a lift home and confesses her love to you. She is a single mum and we all know what thats about so you hug her, kiss her cheeks and tell her she is beautiful and you ask her to endure these hardships for one day someone will notice her angelic struggle and honor her for that.
You get out of the car all tense and confused and open the door only to be greeted by at least 8 envelopes containing bills. Now you get a little sad and quiet and open the fridge to find that one consoler. Did Jim drink all the fucking beers?
After a quick shower you slowly enter sleepo mode and lay down. Your breathing wakes Jim, he turns around and hugs you from behind, his hands 3D-silhouetting your body lines. After squeezing your buttcheeks you notice Jim's coming to life and lust and you dismiss the idea of falling asleep. Your fat ass circles his cobra which now arrows for its target. This kind of playing along with his kisses all over your neck and back and heavy breathing gets you so damn hot, horny and wet. You cant wait any longer. But Jim, the fucking teaser that he is, keeps you craving that first shove. You turn around and suck him off, sucking and slurping like its your last day on earth. Before he cums you turn around again offering him your dripping behind. He finishes and falls asleep in you.
in you by Krkič April 23, 2019
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You got corn cobs in your ears 

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.
You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

i want to put my insides in you 

a guy cumming in a woman's pussy
hey "i want to put my insides in you"

we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool. 

to let a person live and make their own decisions or not to clamp their style.
hey bro, you shouldn't do that
woah we don't swim in your toilet, you don't pee in our pool.

This Just In: You're a Jackass 

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

Put you in your place 

To put someone in his place is to say or do something that lets another person know he is not as special, powerful or important as he thinks he is.
When a teacher tells the supposed class clown “i will put you in your place”.
Put you in your place by Mr..Right October 14, 2018

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people
"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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