_allismine_'s definitions

Edwarding

When a person observes or otherwise hangs around another person IRL (whether it be friend, stranger, or object of misplaced infatuation) without the latter's knowledge. Compare stalking. Phrase originates from the nature shown by Edward Cullen of Twilight, whose obsessive behaviour has been mistaken by millions of young girls as twu lub.

Variants include the past tense 'Edwarded', and 'an Edward' to describe the individual him (or her) self.

"I can hear you breathing around the corner. You fail at Edwarding."

"Damn it, why are you sitting outside my window at 3:00 in the morning?! Stop Edwarding me!"

by _allismine_ August 7, 2009

Twik

(pronounced "twick")
Twig + Stick = Twik

Describes a tall, skinny, ugly person. Some, but not all, are geeks, nerds, or dweebs.

Paris Hilton is a twik.
Most computer programmers are twiks.
Supermodels are usually twiks.

by _allismine_ July 6, 2006

Capswhore

Describes a troll on PMs, IMs, IRCs, message boards, forums, etc, that speaks only in uppercase letters. Usually, but not always, has a complete disregard for spelling and punctuation.

Dude 1: Did you watch the game last night?
Dude 2: OMG THAT WAZ SO AWESOME DID U SEE NO. TOTALLY PWN3D MAXIMUM PWNAGE IM HUNGRY I WANT TACOS LOL!!!!!1111!!ONE
Dude 1: Shut up, capswhore.

by _allismine_ July 23, 2006

This Just In: You're a Jackass

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

by _allismine_ May 18, 2006

This Just In: You're a Jackass

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

by _allismine_ May 17, 2006

Mine-Maje Character

Can be used to describe any fictional character in art, literature, fanfiction, television, whatever.
A minor-major character. A character who is not a protoganist, but the story plot could not advance without him / her / it.

Uzumaki Naruto is a major character.
Akimichi Chouji is a mine-maje character.
Tenten is a minor character.

Harry Potter is a major character.
Draco Malfoy is a mine-maje character.
Mr. Ollivander is a minor character.

by _allismine_ June 11, 2006

Mushroom

Describes a person who is always kept in the dark, and fed nothing but shit.

Dude 1: How could you NOT know that movie was coming out?!?
Dude 2: I'm a fucking mushroom.

by _allismine_ May 28, 2006