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i was gonna 

Like, I almost stayed with you forever. Then, you fucked it all up.

D O N E.
Honey, he is a "i was gonna." Say goodbye like yesterday.
i was gonna by Femalesheep June 17, 2014
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i was gonna say... 

The phrase commonly used by a person in response to somebody correcting their error in a sentence that may have come out rude or offensive in their conversation to the other person.
Rob: "God dammit my girlfriend is ugly, don't you think?"
Fred: (Sympathetically saying) "Nah dude I would totally fuck Marissa"
Rob: "..."
Fred: "I mean I wouldn't, but shes not ugly, Just saying shes definitely bang-able"
Rob: "Alright i was gonna say..."
i was gonna say... by abbyhasadick2 September 15, 2009

I was gonna say 

when you were talking before and someone cut your talk, then if you wanna continue what you were saying before
Sara: I told John to invite them to the wedding but.... (Sara's phone rings....oh sorry let me turn off my phone)
yeah, I was gonna say I told John but he it totally.
I was gonna say by always_traveler November 13, 2020

I was gonna buy a half so… 

I was gonna buy a half so…Give me free weed

i forgot what i was gonna say 

something that every normal human being does. sometimes it has to do with having a lot on your mind, such as stress
person 1: yo man
person 2: whats up
person 1: wait, i forgot what i was gonna say

i was just gonna say 

What someone says before saying what they are going to say. Often a nervous habit.
Teacher: Billy, do you have something you want to say?

William: I was just gonna say my name is William.


Teacher: William, what is the answer to number four?

William: I was just gonna say that it's Pluto, sir.
i was just gonna say by jkerp16 December 9, 2008

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
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