21 definitions by Femalesheep

Finito or done. Like, the best you have EVER had. Really? It was that good? Like over before it even started. Need say no more. One and done? Any takers?
He Finished her.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
Finito or done. Like, the best you have EVER had. Really? It was that good? Like over before it even started. Need say no more. One and done? Any takers?
He Finished her.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
Two words. Not one. Like, two is better than one when it comes to these words. Not however in the bedroom. Why share? I mean, who gets the "after sex" first? Me or her? You only need one. It's all you can handle. Katy Perry could tell you either way. Smile.
After Sex. Now what? I mean, nothing in this world is better than this feeling. Well maybe just maybe one word is better than two. SEX.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!
A toilet text just might be better than a sext. Is that possible? Yes. It really is.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
Another word for girthy. Short, fat and wide. A beautiful cock.
Damn, trust me girl, you want to experience a girfy man.
by Femalesheep June 13, 2014
Really? Are you sure. What people should say to their paramour when the relationship is unhealthy. You know the kind. When you can't stop breaking up. John Legend's "Ordinary People" song before he wrote the song that just might save a life. "All of Me" is not "no more." But, sometimes when it feels like the movies or "too good to be true" people say "no more." Like Ahhhhhh. Please don't say it if it feels like the movies. Ask me or Katy Perry. Feeling like a fairytale or movie is a very good thing.
No more. Oh no, did I just say that? I didn't mean to; really. I take it back. You are amazing. You can have ALL OF ME instead.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
Mother I'd like to fuck forever. Do we need to keep reading? Like, amazing. The BEST you ever had. You will NEVER, let me say it again, NEVER, forget her. And that's a good thing. Jerry Maguire shit. Want her? Oh yes you do. You actually NEED her, you just don't know it yet. You will come in like 2 seconds flat. Got her? I hope so. Keep her. Don't ever let go. Period. End of definition. Now, go find one!
That MILFF blew my mind. Over and over and over again.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014