21 definitions by Femalesheep

Finito or done. Like, the best you have EVER had. Really? It was that good? Like over before it even started. Need say no more. One and done? Any takers?
He Finished her.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
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Finito or done. Like, the best you have EVER had. Really? It was that good? Like over before it even started. Need say no more. One and done? Any takers?
He Finished her.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
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Like, do you WANT her? Do you NEED her? Both. Yes. I said it both. Both a want and a need. Oh shit. Go away. You don't want it. You can't handle her. Just ask both of them. LOL! They both will tell you it was fucking amazing. Better than they both imagined.
Better than you could have imagined? Like we are dreaming. Like it's better than the movies. "I already knew she is"....that it girl. Oh fuck. Thanks Ed Sheeran. "We are wrapped in life and love." I couldn't say it better, bro.
by Femalesheep June 18, 2014
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Another word for girthy. Short, fat and wide. A beautiful cock.
Damn, trust me girl, you want to experience a girfy man.
by Femalesheep June 13, 2014
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Really? Are you sure. What people should say to their paramour when the relationship is unhealthy. You know the kind. When you can't stop breaking up. John Legend's "Ordinary People" song before he wrote the song that just might save a life. "All of Me" is not "no more." But, sometimes when it feels like the movies or "too good to be true" people say "no more." Like Ahhhhhh. Please don't say it if it feels like the movies. Ask me or Katy Perry. Feeling like a fairytale or movie is a very good thing.
No more. Oh no, did I just say that? I didn't mean to; really. I take it back. You are amazing. You can have ALL OF ME instead.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
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Hahaha. I just made this up. After the guy I'm seeing said he was at work, "melting on the toilet" and texting me. The YouTube video he sent me while on the toilet was in Russian. Enough said. It doesn't have to be dirty. But it can be. There are no rules for "toilet texters." You know you want to send one! Do it! Now!
A toilet text just might be better than a sext. Is that possible? Yes. It really is.
by Femalesheep June 15, 2014
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Like get the FUCK away from me. I thought, no, I knew I wanted you at one point, but now I have completely changed my mind. Get away and never come back. GO and GO NOW! I don't want to feel like this anymore. Like I feel like I'm going half or completely crazy.
Ugh. Girl, tell him to "just bounce."
by Femalesheep June 17, 2014
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