I love you, too!

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Something a toddler says to her dad when she is too hyper to wait for an "I love you." She exclaims it BEFORE hearing an "I love you." It simply means, "I love you."

Daughter: I love you, too!
Father: K, I love you, too!

I love you, too! by WordJunkie798 October 17, 2010

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i love you too

what you say as a comeback when someone either someone says something mean to you or they say "i hate you"

Jenny: you're ugly, stupid, and mean!
Caroline: I love you too! <3

i love you too by Adagio For Clarinet WAGNER November 25, 2010

I love you more than I planned... too

confessing love to someone and than finding out they lied to you

Aven: I love you more than I planned... too
Aven 3 hours later: Fuck you Harry/Sebastian/Chad or whoever!

I love you more than I planned... too by lzlnh45 April 13, 2021

I love you too

What you retort when someone says or does something mean to you.

Person A: I hate the way you always have to wear those socks! And your ugly-ass nose!
Person B: I love you too.

or

A: *punches B*
B: I love you too. *twich twich*

I love you too by Itachi-San September 27, 2009

I love you too

The person doesn't actually love you back, they are just extremely horny and they want to fuck your brains out.

you: "I love you"

Partner: "Yeah..I..I love you too"

*stares at you with that face they always do when they are horny*

I love you too by \/\/\/\/\/ May 6, 2014

i love you too @carrot cake :-)

i love you too. ALOT

oh hey, I love you too @carrot cake :-)

i love you too @carrot cake :-) by i smell like beef :/ May 27, 2019

I love you too

I fucking hate you. You piece of shit. A blatant lie told to someone who desperately wants you not to hate them but refuses to do anything.

There's nothing I can do.

No you just don't want to come out say it because you don't want me to hate you.

But I love you.

I love you too

I love you too by Hym Iam January 12, 2022

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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