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Horton’s Law 

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.
Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.
Horton’s Law by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019
She was hurting after the incident with her adviser.
hurting by The Return of Light Joker February 20, 2009

Huxton Hero 

Bloke who wears entirely too much multi-coloured clothing, cheap gold chains, and "throwback" Jordan basketball kicks. Uses words like "cunt" entirely too often, and is more often then not a closeted homosexual. Steals hubcaps and training room locks, and talks to his "crew" about what a "thug" he is. Maybe be seen wearing a shell suit.
Guy 1 - "Look at him, he looks like an idiot! Is that a chav?"

Guy 2 - "No, he's just a Huxton Hero."

Krista Horton 

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you
“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”
Krista Horton by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021

Deep Hurting 

1. An experience so painful on an intellectual level that it causes physical pain, such as listening to talk radio, conversing with Paris Hilton, reading the novel "Shane", or watching the movie "Hercules Against the Moon Men."

2. The guy who submitted this entry.

Origin: Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank, "Mystery Science Theater 3000", August 1992.
"Well, Joel, we're introducing a new feature here today. Here's a hint: Remember 'Lost Continent'? Remember 'Rock Climbing'? Ah, who can ever forget 'Rock Climbing', huh Clay? Well, now, along the same lines, we've come up with something new, something we like to call 'Sandstorm'. SAAANDSTORM! It's all part of a new program we like to call 'Deep Hurting'! DEEEP HURTINNGG!!!"
Deep Hurting by Deep Hurting February 12, 2007

Hurtin Burton 

A Hurtin Burton is an alcoholic beverage that was first introduced in 2011, in Halifax, Canada. The drink must be consumed at a strip club. It is a straight shot of vodka, and a stripper would lean over the shot glass and fart directly on the vodka. Once this is completed, the shot is ready to drink.
I went to the strip club last night and drank 4 Hurtin Burtons!
Hurtin Burton by DirtyyyDawggg March 29, 2012