Hurt-on

When a man gets hard either while experiencing or during the thought of pain.

When Sally pinched me a got a real hurt-on.

by JAWRitch December 19, 2008

Putting the hurt on her

When you raw dog a girl in gangbang and cum in her eye with the force of a fire hose

He and the bois were putting the hurt on her last night

by I got the face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 14, 2021

Put the hurt on

What happens when Team Kissane plays Team Crunk Juice Addy (Turner) in fantasy football.

Good god, Kissane put the hurt on Turner this week.

by I-Own-Turners March 10, 2009

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

What a redneck would say if the redneck and his friends were out messing around with their shirts off and one of them slaps that redneck real hard on the back this is what that redneck would say

Holy crap dude! "That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"

by URBANNEDICK May 13, 2015

mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

An annoying vine that involves a 10-year-old kid subbing in weird words in front of swear words when he gets hurt

"Mothertrucker that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!!"
"WATCH YO PROFANITY"

by michaelgriffey13 January 15, 2018

Hurton

A man that has his life cut out in his head he is a man of confidence and has his frainds by his side no matter what and is kind hearted knowledgeable and wise and lives life to his terms

There goes the hurton

by The Horton December 6, 2016