Humpty's 

Eat at Soviet Humpty's, help break the chains of capitalist oppresion.

At Soviet Humpty's names are benign.

Humpty's by Comrade October 12, 2004

Humpty's Revenge 

When a tornado is so strong that an egg is capable of being shot through a brick wall. Mentioned by Dale Gribble in the 'King of the Hill' television show

"man, the weather girl says we gonna see some mad tornadoes tonight! I'm talkin' Humpty's Revenge an' shit."

Humpty's Revenge by OnewithaTree November 9, 2012

humpty squat 

A reference to any technical data in which you have no idea what, who what or where it originated.....

I have fixed the problem IAW technical data Humpty squat.

humpty squat by John Hooker Clifford May 14, 2017

Humpty stage 4 

Totally fucked.

Reference to the last line of the nursery rhyme 'Humpty Dumpty'.

'We have a Humpty stage 4 in progress. Nothing's gonna happen soon.'

'What the fuck have you done to your house?! Man this is Humpty stage 4 shit.'

'Everyone's just got back from being out last night and it looks like they're all at Humpty Stage 4.'

Humpty stage 4 by Mr Evil 2 December 19, 2012

Humpty Stumpty 

Noun. Refers to an amputee with serious anger problems, to the point where their presence causes everybody around them to not have a good time and lose their buzz.

Man with no legs sits in wheelchair, angry: I fucking hate this place. Fuck all of you motherfuckers.
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?

Humpty Stumpty by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024

Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter 

The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.

Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!

Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter by Shank0potomis August 1, 2012

sinor humpty hump 

The majestic Mexican midget that picks a special person every weekend to hump the ever loving fuck out of them

I just got a visit from sinor humpty hump

sinor humpty hump by Sinor humpty hump November 27, 2019