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Verb. Describes the act of 2 males rubbing their testicles together, showcasing how super gay they are.
"Dude, did you see Brett and Frank rubbing their ballsacks together? I can't believe those homos were bullfrogging."
"Yeah, that faggot shit was disturbing. Bullfrogging and gay missionary are the worst."
"Yeah, that faggot shit was disturbing. Bullfrogging and gay missionary are the worst."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 22, 2024
Get the Bullfrogging mug.Mariah: If you have a corn dog, I'm not sucking your dick.
Edgar: Oh, don't worry hot stuff, I don't have a corn dog but rather just a little shriveled up prick since I'm on a hit of crank. No corn dog, just a little fuckin' smokey!
Edgar: Oh, don't worry hot stuff, I don't have a corn dog but rather just a little shriveled up prick since I'm on a hit of crank. No corn dog, just a little fuckin' smokey!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
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"Nothing bro. You're just not one of us, that's all. You're a homo GAYpien. Haha! Faggot Maggot "
"Nothing bro. You're just not one of us, that's all. You're a homo GAYpien. Haha! Faggot Maggot "
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 25, 2023
Get the Homo Gaypien mug.Noun. Describes the ecosystem that females create when they let out a queef while in a swimming pool.
"I'm so excited for prom night I almost queefed!"
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
Get the Coral Queef mug.Noun. Describes a butcher shop where the meat being sold is sourced from Chihuahuas that were tortured and slaughtered by the butcher themselves, especially via placement of large hurricane fans in front of the puppies that forces them into a woodchipper located directly behind them, forcing the dogs to be pushed into the feeder of the woodchipper.
"Hey man, have you seen my dog?"
"Nah bro. Not since we went to Chihuahuabergs and bought taco meat. I think we ate your dog."
"Fuck. Chihuahuabergs has done this to my last 3 puppies. I guess I'll go jerk off now."
"Nah bro. Not since we went to Chihuahuabergs and bought taco meat. I think we ate your dog."
"Fuck. Chihuahuabergs has done this to my last 3 puppies. I guess I'll go jerk off now."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
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"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog whore."
"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog whore."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 17, 2024
Get the Sweaty Hog mug.Noun. Often used to describe a person that one dislikes. Typically reserved for those who are widely considered undesirable, eccentric, soft/weak, or annoying, by the majority of their peers.
Barley: Dude did you hear Joe Biden trying to be cool with Cardi B, calling himself 'Joey B.?'
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper February 8, 2024
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