Jack-the-stripper-ripper's definitions
Noun. Refers to an amputee with serious anger problems, to the point where their presence causes everybody around them to not have a good time and lose their buzz.
Man with no legs sits in wheelchair, angry: I fucking hate this place. Fuck all of you motherfuckers.
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
Get the Humpty Stumptymug. Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"
Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
Get the Martin Luther Queefmug. A combination of a rapist, a child molester, and a faggot. Distinguished from Steve Miller Band's "The Joker". Instead of
"Im a joker, Im a smoker, Im a midnight toker"
A rapo-chomo-homo gets this version as a form of mockery and display of hatred toward these pieces of shit.
"Im a rapo, Im a chomo, and Ive been known to be a homo!"
"Im a joker, Im a smoker, Im a midnight toker"
A rapo-chomo-homo gets this version as a form of mockery and display of hatred toward these pieces of shit.
"Im a rapo, Im a chomo, and Ive been known to be a homo!"
"Hey Jesse, did you see that fucking joker that just came in here a minute ago?"
"No, bro. That was a rapo-chomo-homo. Why else would he name his kid Blanket?"
"No, bro. That was a rapo-chomo-homo. Why else would he name his kid Blanket?"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 25, 2023
Get the Rapo-Chomo-Homomug. "Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."
"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."
"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025
Get the SPICY SHRIMP SOUPmug. by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
Get the C10H15N.HClmug. Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!
John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
Get the WOOF-WOOF CHIPPERmug. Noun. Describes a man who insists on farting every chance he gets, just to piss off his co-workers and/or friends, and/or cell mate.
*Loud Fart*
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 13, 2024
Get the BULLDOGmug.