Jack-the-stripper-ripper's definitions

Homo Gaypien

A modern-day homo sapien (i.e., a human) that loves to suck cock.

"Dude, I love to suck dick. What is wrong with me?"
"Nothing bro. You're just not one of us, that's all. You're a homo GAYpien. Haha! Faggot Maggot "

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 25, 2023

Chihuahuabergs

Noun. Describes a butcher shop where the meat being sold is sourced from Chihuahuas that were tortured and slaughtered by the butcher themselves, especially via placement of large hurricane fans in front of the puppies that forces them into a woodchipper located directly behind them, forcing the dogs to be pushed into the feeder of the woodchipper.

"Hey man, have you seen my dog?"
"Nah bro. Not since we went to Chihuahuabergs and bought taco meat. I think we ate your dog."
"Fuck. Chihuahuabergs has done this to my last 3 puppies. I guess I'll go jerk off now."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024

Sweaty Hog

An unattractive woman, especially one who is overweight and/or has no teeth.

"Nick to Jeremy: Hey man, I think I prefer the fatter bitches. Not like super fat like some sumo wrestler or a Sweaty Hog at McDonald's, but rather just that nice extra cushion for the motherfuckin' pushin' type of shit."
"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog whore."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 17, 2024

Binitch

Noun. Describes a woman with a poor attitude, but also has the unique characteristic of being a huge fan of spinach.

"Bruh, what's with Sarah lately? She's being such a binitch!"
"Fucking great, probably means we're out of spinach; what a fucking binitch."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 17, 2025

Corn dog

Noun. Generally refers to a hot dog with foreskin; i.e., an uncircumcised hot dog, if you will.

Mariah: If you have a corn dog, I'm not sucking your dick.
Edgar: Oh, don't worry hot stuff, I don't have a corn dog but rather just a little shriveled up prick since I'm on a hit of crank. No corn dog, just a little fuckin' smokey!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025

Coral Queef

A group of females huddled together in a swimming pool or other body of water, and multiple members of the group simultaneously release air from their vaginal canals, causing a slight current in the water as the air bubbles travel up to the surface.

"Dude, check out those hot babes over there in the pool. Let's invite them to come get drunk and we'll go skinnydipping."
"Gross, bro. Those bitches are turning this pool into a Coral Queef. Can't you smell their blue waffles from here?"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper September 28, 2024

Down Syndrome

Also known as Trisomy 21. With 23 pairs of chromosomes, a person with Down Syndrome (i.e., a retard) has an extra 21st chromosome, causing several physical and mental defects. Usually easily recognized due to the retarded shape of their face and the clueless, happy expression on their face. These poor brain-dead sacks of sweaty garbage might be able to hold down a job as a greeter at Walmart, but this is about as high up the corporate ladder that these circus freaks typically go.

"Oh my god, did you see that dipshit window-licker trying to parallel park a shopping cart? What a down syndrome, fat fucking gay retard, fucking just dumbass stupid fucking loser. Let's kill him. I'll drown his ass, what a fucking puke piece of shit."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 2, 2025