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Noun. Describes a man who insists on farting every chance he gets, just to piss off his co-workers and/or friends, and/or cell mate.
*Loud Fart*
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 13, 2024
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Get the C10H15N.HCl mug.Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!
John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025
Get the WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER mug.Noun. Describes a woman with a poor attitude, but also has the unique characteristic of being a huge fan of spinach.
"Bruh, what's with Sarah lately? She's being such a binitch!"
"Fucking great, probably means we're out of spinach; what a fucking binitch."
"Fucking great, probably means we're out of spinach; what a fucking binitch."
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Edgar: Oh, don't worry hot stuff, I don't have a corn dog but rather just a little shriveled up prick since I'm on a hit of crank. No corn dog, just a little fuckin' smokey!
Edgar: Oh, don't worry hot stuff, I don't have a corn dog but rather just a little shriveled up prick since I'm on a hit of crank. No corn dog, just a little fuckin' smokey!
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
Get the Corn dog mug.Noun. Often used to describe a person that one dislikes. Typically reserved for those who are widely considered undesirable, eccentric, soft/weak, or annoying, by the majority of their peers.
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Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper February 8, 2024
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"Yeah lets be super gay and snert while watching tranny porn"
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