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Bullfrogging

Verb. Describes the act of 2 males rubbing their testicles together, showcasing how super gay they are.
"Dude, did you see Brett and Frank rubbing their ballsacks together? I can't believe those homos were bullfrogging."
"Yeah, that faggot shit was disturbing. Bullfrogging and gay missionary are the worst."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 22, 2024
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Dark Horse Trilogy

Noun. Named for the ceremonial induction of a first-time felon into the world of being a convict, or ex-convict.
"Bro, my first time getting arrested I was 19 and ended up doing 4-and-a-half years in prison for Manslaughter."
Smiles "Oh hell yeah. Welcome to the Dark Horse Trilogy brother."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
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Sonny Lispin'

Verb. Describes the action of rendering an individual unconscious, where such individual is one who speaks with a lisp so severe that Sonny Liston's ghost is summoned from the grave just to sock this lisping speech impediment human trainwreck in their mouth and knock them the fuck out.
"Excuthe me thir, I'd like to order thum thpiethy thrimp thoup with a thide of thathafrath, pleathe."
Jeremy, annoyed by the lisper's speech, snaps "For the love of god, somebody shut this fucking dipthit up. I'm about to 'Sonny Lispin'' that fucking retard. Holy thit."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 22, 2025
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Down Syndrome

Also known as Trisomy 21. With 23 pairs of chromosomes, a person with Down Syndrome (i.e., a retard) has an extra 21st chromosome, causing several physical and mental defects. Usually easily recognized due to the retarded shape of their face and the clueless, happy expression on their face. These poor brain-dead sacks of sweaty garbage might be able to hold down a job as a greeter at Walmart, but this is about as high up the corporate ladder that these circus freaks typically go.
"Oh my god, did you see that dipshit window-licker trying to parallel park a shopping cart? What a down syndrome, fat fucking gay retard, fucking just dumbass stupid fucking loser. Let's kill him. I'll drown his ass, what a fucking puke piece of shit."
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Snert

Slang term referring to the act of insufflation (snorting) of any drug, but most often applies to lines of crystal methamphetamine
"Bro, do you want to Snert some meth with me?"
"Yeah lets be super gay and snert while watching tranny porn"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper January 6, 2023
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Coral Queef

A group of females huddled together in a swimming pool or other body of water, and multiple members of the group simultaneously release air from their vaginal canals, causing a slight current in the water as the air bubbles travel up to the surface.
"Dude, check out those hot babes over there in the pool. Let's invite them to come get drunk and we'll go skinnydipping."
"Gross, bro. Those bitches are turning this pool into a Coral Queef. Can't you smell their blue waffles from here?"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper September 28, 2024
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Homo Gaypien

A modern-day homo sapien (i.e., a human) that loves to suck cock.
"Dude, I love to suck dick. What is wrong with me?"
"Nothing bro. You're just not one of us, that's all. You're a homo GAYpien. Haha! Faggot Maggot "
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 25, 2023
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