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Coral Queef

A group of females huddled together in a swimming pool or other body of water, and multiple members of the group simultaneously release air from their vaginal canals, causing a slight current in the water as the air bubbles travel up to the surface.
"Dude, check out those hot babes over there in the pool. Let's invite them to come get drunk and we'll go skinnydipping."
"Gross, bro. Those bitches are turning this pool into a Coral Queef. Can't you smell their blue waffles from here?"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper September 28, 2024
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Down Syndrome

Also known as Trisomy 21. With 23 pairs of chromosomes, a person with Down Syndrome (i.e., a retard) has an extra 21st chromosome, causing several physical and mental defects. Usually easily recognized due to the retarded shape of their face and the clueless, happy expression on their face. These poor brain-dead sacks of sweaty garbage might be able to hold down a job as a greeter at Walmart, but this is about as high up the corporate ladder that these circus freaks typically go.
"Oh my god, did you see that dipshit window-licker trying to parallel park a shopping cart? What a down syndrome, fat fucking gay retard, fucking just dumbass stupid fucking loser. Let's kill him. I'll drown his ass, what a fucking puke piece of shit."
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Humpty Stumpty

Noun. Refers to an amputee with serious anger problems, to the point where their presence causes everybody around them to not have a good time and lose their buzz.
Man with no legs sits in wheelchair, angry: I fucking hate this place. Fuck all of you motherfuckers.
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
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Dark Horse Trilogy

Noun. Named for the ceremonial induction of a first-time felon into the world of being a convict, or ex-convict.
"Bro, my first time getting arrested I was 19 and ended up doing 4-and-a-half years in prison for Manslaughter."
Smiles "Oh hell yeah. Welcome to the Dark Horse Trilogy brother."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
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Sonny Lispin'

Verb. Describes the action of rendering an individual unconscious, where such individual is one who speaks with a lisp so severe that Sonny Liston's ghost is summoned from the grave just to sock this lisping speech impediment human trainwreck in their mouth and knock them the fuck out.
"Excuthe me thir, I'd like to order thum thpiethy thrimp thoup with a thide of thathafrath, pleathe."
Jeremy, annoyed by the lisper's speech, snaps "For the love of god, somebody shut this fucking dipthit up. I'm about to 'Sonny Lispin'' that fucking retard. Holy thit."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 22, 2025
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Scabies

Perceived skin infestation that may present in lieu of the usual bugs that crawl under the skin of methamphetamine-addicted people.
"Dude, let's smoke some meth and jerk off."
"No way mister; I am sick of having scabies."
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Chihuahuabergs

Noun. Describes a butcher shop where the meat being sold is sourced from Chihuahuas that were tortured and slaughtered by the butcher themselves, especially via placement of large hurricane fans in front of the puppies that forces them into a woodchipper located directly behind them, forcing the dogs to be pushed into the feeder of the woodchipper.
"Hey man, have you seen my dog?"
"Nah bro. Not since we went to Chihuahuabergs and bought taco meat. I think we ate your dog."
"Fuck. Chihuahuabergs has done this to my last 3 puppies. I guess I'll go jerk off now."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
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