Jack-the-stripper-ripper's definitions

C10H15N.HCl

Noun. The hydrochloride salt of methamphetamine, commonly known as "crystal meth."

Gregory: Hey guys, I'm a faggot and love C10H15N.HCl
Sylvester: somebody shut this hamster up.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024

BULLDOG

Noun. Describes a man who insists on farting every chance he gets, just to piss off his co-workers and/or friends, and/or cell mate.

*Loud Fart*
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 13, 2024

WOOF-WOOF CHIPPER

Noun. Refers to a modification of the traditional forestry mulching machine known as a "woodchipper," wherein there are hurricane fans that swiftly guide annoying dogs, especially ankle-biters, into a robust woodchipper, ending those annoying barks and, best of all, you get a lot of taco meat as a result!

John: Bruh, tacos sound good for dinner.
Tyler: We're out of beef. If you're truly dead-set on tacos, we can always throw the dog in the woof-woof chipper. We'd have plenty of taco meat!
John: Fuck yeah bro; excellent idea! Come on O' Yeller, time to meet the woof-woof chipper!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 24, 2025

Dark Horse Trilogy

Noun. Named for the ceremonial induction of a first-time felon into the world of being a convict, or ex-convict.

"Bro, my first time getting arrested I was 19 and ended up doing 4-and-a-half years in prison for Manslaughter."
Smiles "Oh hell yeah. Welcome to the Dark Horse Trilogy brother."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024

Sonny Lispin'

Verb. Describes the action of rendering an individual unconscious, where such individual is one who speaks with a lisp so severe that Sonny Liston's ghost is summoned from the grave just to sock this lisping speech impediment human trainwreck in their mouth and knock them the fuck out.

"Excuthe me thir, I'd like to order thum thpiethy thrimp thoup with a thide of thathafrath, pleathe."
Jeremy, annoyed by the lisper's speech, snaps "For the love of god, somebody shut this fucking dipthit up. I'm about to 'Sonny Lispin'' that fucking retard. Holy thit."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 22, 2025

Chihuahuabergs

Noun. Describes a butcher shop where the meat being sold is sourced from Chihuahuas that were tortured and slaughtered by the butcher themselves, especially via placement of large hurricane fans in front of the puppies that forces them into a woodchipper located directly behind them, forcing the dogs to be pushed into the feeder of the woodchipper.

"Hey man, have you seen my dog?"
"Nah bro. Not since we went to Chihuahuabergs and bought taco meat. I think we ate your dog."
"Fuck. Chihuahuabergs has done this to my last 3 puppies. I guess I'll go jerk off now."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024

Puke

Noun. Often used to describe a person that one dislikes. Typically reserved for those who are widely considered undesirable, eccentric, soft/weak, or annoying, by the majority of their peers.

Barley: Dude did you hear Joe Biden trying to be cool with Cardi B, calling himself 'Joey B.?'
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper February 8, 2024