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"Dude, I love to suck dick. What is wrong with me?"
"Nothing bro. You're just not one of us, that's all. You're a homo GAYpien. Haha! Faggot Maggot "
"Nothing bro. You're just not one of us, that's all. You're a homo GAYpien. Haha! Faggot Maggot "
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 25, 2023
Get the Homo Gaypien mug.Noun. Describes a woman with a poor attitude, but also has the unique characteristic of being a huge fan of spinach.
"Bruh, what's with Sarah lately? She's being such a binitch!"
"Fucking great, probably means we're out of spinach; what a fucking binitch."
"Fucking great, probably means we're out of spinach; what a fucking binitch."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 17, 2025
Get the Binitch mug.Noun. Named for the ceremonial induction of a first-time felon into the world of being a convict, or ex-convict.
"Bro, my first time getting arrested I was 19 and ended up doing 4-and-a-half years in prison for Manslaughter."
Smiles "Oh hell yeah. Welcome to the Dark Horse Trilogy brother."
Smiles "Oh hell yeah. Welcome to the Dark Horse Trilogy brother."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
Get the Dark Horse Trilogy mug.Verb. Describes the action of rendering an individual unconscious, where such individual is one who speaks with a lisp so severe that Sonny Liston's ghost is summoned from the grave just to sock this lisping speech impediment human trainwreck in their mouth and knock them the fuck out.
"Excuthe me thir, I'd like to order thum thpiethy thrimp thoup with a thide of thathafrath, pleathe."
Jeremy, annoyed by the lisper's speech, snaps "For the love of god, somebody shut this fucking dipthit up. I'm about to 'Sonny Lispin'' that fucking retard. Holy thit."
Jeremy, annoyed by the lisper's speech, snaps "For the love of god, somebody shut this fucking dipthit up. I'm about to 'Sonny Lispin'' that fucking retard. Holy thit."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 22, 2025
Get the Sonny Lispin' mug.Noun. Often used to describe a person that one dislikes. Typically reserved for those who are widely considered undesirable, eccentric, soft/weak, or annoying, by the majority of their peers.
Barley: Dude did you hear Joe Biden trying to be cool with Cardi B, calling himself 'Joey B.?'
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper February 8, 2024
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Get the C10H15N.HCl mug.Noun. Describes a man who insists on farting every chance he gets, just to piss off his co-workers and/or friends, and/or cell mate.
*Loud Fart*
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
"Jesus fucking Christ, Bulldog. You're like a fucking squid, you know that? Every time you get scared I swear the fuck christ you shit yourself. Just fucking pffft," Vick said. (makes fart noise)
Bulldog replies, "God damn it. God damn it Vick...I am all for fun and games, but I have had enough. I didn't fart because I was scared, I just FARTED. THAT'S IT!"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 13, 2024
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