Jack-the-stripper-ripper's definitions

Binitch

Noun. Describes a woman with a poor attitude, but also has the unique characteristic of being a huge fan of spinach.

"Bruh, what's with Sarah lately? She's being such a binitch!"
"Fucking great, probably means we're out of spinach; what a fucking binitch."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 17, 2025

Sweaty Hog

An unattractive woman, especially one who is overweight and/or has no teeth.

"Nick to Jeremy: Hey man, I think I prefer the fatter bitches. Not like super fat like some sumo wrestler or a Sweaty Hog at McDonald's, but rather just that nice extra cushion for the motherfuckin' pushin' type of shit."
"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog whore."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 17, 2024

Scabies

Perceived skin infestation that may present in lieu of the usual bugs that crawl under the skin of methamphetamine-addicted people.

"Dude, let's smoke some meth and jerk off."
"No way mister; I am sick of having scabies."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 8, 2023

Dark Horse Trilogy

Noun. Named for the ceremonial induction of a first-time felon into the world of being a convict, or ex-convict.

"Bro, my first time getting arrested I was 19 and ended up doing 4-and-a-half years in prison for Manslaughter."
Smiles "Oh hell yeah. Welcome to the Dark Horse Trilogy brother."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024

Sonny Lispin'

Verb. Describes the action of rendering an individual unconscious, where such individual is one who speaks with a lisp so severe that Sonny Liston's ghost is summoned from the grave just to sock this lisping speech impediment human trainwreck in their mouth and knock them the fuck out.

"Excuthe me thir, I'd like to order thum thpiethy thrimp thoup with a thide of thathafrath, pleathe."
Jeremy, annoyed by the lisper's speech, snaps "For the love of god, somebody shut this fucking dipthit up. I'm about to 'Sonny Lispin'' that fucking retard. Holy thit."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 22, 2025

Chihuahuabergs

Noun. Describes a butcher shop where the meat being sold is sourced from Chihuahuas that were tortured and slaughtered by the butcher themselves, especially via placement of large hurricane fans in front of the puppies that forces them into a woodchipper located directly behind them, forcing the dogs to be pushed into the feeder of the woodchipper.

"Hey man, have you seen my dog?"
"Nah bro. Not since we went to Chihuahuabergs and bought taco meat. I think we ate your dog."
"Fuck. Chihuahuabergs has done this to my last 3 puppies. I guess I'll go jerk off now."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024

C10H15N.HCl

Noun. The hydrochloride salt of methamphetamine, commonly known as "crystal meth."

Gregory: Hey guys, I'm a faggot and love C10H15N.HCl
Sylvester: somebody shut this hamster up.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024