Jack-the-stripper-ripper's definitions

Puke

Noun. Often used to describe a person that one dislikes. Typically reserved for those who are widely considered undesirable, eccentric, soft/weak, or annoying, by the majority of their peers.

Barley: Dude did you hear Joe Biden trying to be cool with Cardi B, calling himself 'Joey B.?'
Hops: Wow. What a fucking puke.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper February 8, 2024

Scabies

Perceived skin infestation that may present in lieu of the usual bugs that crawl under the skin of methamphetamine-addicted people.

"Dude, let's smoke some meth and jerk off."
"No way mister; I am sick of having scabies."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 8, 2023

Coral Queef

A group of females huddled together in a swimming pool or other body of water, and multiple members of the group simultaneously release air from their vaginal canals, causing a slight current in the water as the air bubbles travel up to the surface.

"Dude, check out those hot babes over there in the pool. Let's invite them to come get drunk and we'll go skinnydipping."
"Gross, bro. Those bitches are turning this pool into a Coral Queef. Can't you smell their blue waffles from here?"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper September 28, 2024

Sonny Lispin'

Verb. Describes the action of rendering an individual unconscious, where such individual is one who speaks with a lisp so severe that Sonny Liston's ghost is summoned from the grave just to sock this lisping speech impediment human trainwreck in their mouth and knock them the fuck out.

"Excuthe me thir, I'd like to order thum thpiethy thrimp thoup with a thide of thathafrath, pleathe."
Jeremy, annoyed by the lisper's speech, snaps "For the love of god, somebody shut this fucking dipthit up. I'm about to 'Sonny Lispin'' that fucking retard. Holy thit."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 22, 2025

Sweaty Hog

An unattractive woman, especially one who is overweight and/or has no teeth.

"Nick to Jeremy: Hey man, I think I prefer the fatter bitches. Not like super fat like some sumo wrestler or a Sweaty Hog at McDonald's, but rather just that nice extra cushion for the motherfuckin' pushin' type of shit."
"Jeremy: Yeah, that Denise chick was a Sweaty Hog for sure. Super sweaty fat-ass hog whore."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper July 17, 2024

Binitch

Noun. Describes a woman with a poor attitude, but also has the unique characteristic of being a huge fan of spinach.

"Bruh, what's with Sarah lately? She's being such a binitch!"
"Fucking great, probably means we're out of spinach; what a fucking binitch."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 17, 2025

Corn dog

Noun. Generally refers to a hot dog with foreskin; i.e., an uncircumcised hot dog, if you will.

Mariah: If you have a corn dog, I'm not sucking your dick.
Edgar: Oh, don't worry hot stuff, I don't have a corn dog but rather just a little shriveled up prick since I'm on a hit of crank. No corn dog, just a little fuckin' smokey!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025