Jack-the-stripper-ripper's definitions

Snert

Slang term referring to the act of insufflation (snorting) of any drug, but most often applies to lines of crystal methamphetamine

"Bro, do you want to Snert some meth with me?"
"Yeah lets be super gay and snert while watching tranny porn"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper January 6, 2023

Down Syndrome

Also known as Trisomy 21. With 23 pairs of chromosomes, a person with Down Syndrome (i.e., a retard) has an extra 21st chromosome, causing several physical and mental defects. Usually easily recognized due to the retarded shape of their face and the clueless, happy expression on their face. These poor brain-dead sacks of sweaty garbage might be able to hold down a job as a greeter at Walmart, but this is about as high up the corporate ladder that these circus freaks typically go.

"Oh my god, did you see that dipshit window-licker trying to parallel park a shopping cart? What a down syndrome, fat fucking gay retard, fucking just dumbass stupid fucking loser. Let's kill him. I'll drown his ass, what a fucking puke piece of shit."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 2, 2025

Coral Queef

A group of females huddled together in a swimming pool or other body of water, and multiple members of the group simultaneously release air from their vaginal canals, causing a slight current in the water as the air bubbles travel up to the surface.

"Dude, check out those hot babes over there in the pool. Let's invite them to come get drunk and we'll go skinnydipping."
"Gross, bro. Those bitches are turning this pool into a Coral Queef. Can't you smell their blue waffles from here?"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper September 28, 2024

Corn dog

Noun. Generally refers to a hot dog with foreskin; i.e., an uncircumcised hot dog, if you will.

Mariah: If you have a corn dog, I'm not sucking your dick.
Edgar: Oh, don't worry hot stuff, I don't have a corn dog but rather just a little shriveled up prick since I'm on a hit of crank. No corn dog, just a little fuckin' smokey!

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025

Binitch

Noun. Describes a woman with a poor attitude, but also has the unique characteristic of being a huge fan of spinach.

"Bruh, what's with Sarah lately? She's being such a binitch!"
"Fucking great, probably means we're out of spinach; what a fucking binitch."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 17, 2025

Scabies

Perceived skin infestation that may present in lieu of the usual bugs that crawl under the skin of methamphetamine-addicted people.

"Dude, let's smoke some meth and jerk off."
"No way mister; I am sick of having scabies."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 8, 2023

Bullfrogging

Verb. Describes the act of 2 males rubbing their testicles together, showcasing how super gay they are.

"Dude, did you see Brett and Frank rubbing their ballsacks together? I can't believe those homos were bullfrogging."
"Yeah, that faggot shit was disturbing. Bullfrogging and gay missionary are the worst."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 22, 2024