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humpstart 

to dry hump your parter until they aggree to put out. commonly used among young teenage boys on prom night. WARNING: alcohol may intensify the affects of humpstarting. use only under adult supervision.
i tried to humpstart my wife last night for 2 hours before she aggreed to let me get the buttcheese. THAT'LL LEARN HER!
humpstart by CAPPINSTABBIN October 17, 2011

Humpster Fire 

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.
"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "
Humpster Fire by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

Humpshartwhale 

When you lie on your front. When you have diarrhoea and shart into the air.
“Omg i just humpshartwhale”
Humpshartwhale by Ionadick October 13, 2019

Dumpstart 

The act of taking a truly excellent and gratifying morning dump so that you can start the day off on the right foot.
Those burritos and beers last night gave me a great dumpstart to my day.
Dumpstart by zyxt March 28, 2009

VH1 Jumpstart 

A television show on VH1 on weekday mornings. This show plays nothing but music videos that are becoming popular and even new upcoming bands. They play anything from rap to hip hop to Indie, to Pop, etc.
VH1 Jumpstart

Lady Gaga (Just dance/Poker face)
The Script (Man who can't be moved)
Jamie Foxx (Blame It)
The Fray
VH1 Jumpstart by oreo_lover May 28, 2009

humptard 

A derogatory nickname for any uncontrollably horny mammal, especially a dog.
That sad little humptard would fuck a pillow if you threw it to him.
humptard by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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