Humpstart

To wake your partner up with a sexual act.

I tried to humpstart my husband this morning, but the dog kept interrupting.

by drunkatbreakfast February 10, 2010

humpstart

to dry hump your parter until they aggree to put out. commonly used among young teenage boys on prom night. WARNING: alcohol may intensify the affects of humpstarting. use only under adult supervision.

i tried to humpstart my wife last night for 2 hours before she aggreed to let me get the buttcheese. THAT'LL LEARN HER!

by CAPPINSTABBIN October 17, 2011

Humpster Fire

Sex that's spectacularly bad for one or both partners for many different reasons.

"I just got back from Brad's place and we finally did it-it was a real humpster fire. It was the longest 15 seconds of my day. "

by DreamWithaB April 9, 2021

Humpshartwhale

When you lie on your front. When you have diarrhoea and shart into the air.

“Omg i just humpshartwhale”

by Ionadick October 13, 2019

Dumpstart

The act of taking a truly excellent and gratifying morning dump so that you can start the day off on the right foot.

Those burritos and beers last night gave me a great dumpstart to my day.

by zyxt March 28, 2009

VH1 Jumpstart

A television show on VH1 on weekday mornings. This show plays nothing but music videos that are becoming popular and even new upcoming bands. They play anything from rap to hip hop to Indie, to Pop, etc.

VH1 Jumpstart

Lady Gaga (Just dance/Poker face)
The Script (Man who can't be moved)
Jamie Foxx (Blame It)
The Fray

by oreo_lover May 28, 2009

humptard

A derogatory nickname for any uncontrollably horny mammal, especially a dog.

That sad little humptard would fuck a pillow if you threw it to him.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2021