Humpstart

To wake your partner up with a sexual act.
I tried to humpstart my husband this morning, but the dog kept interrupting.
by drunkatbreakfast February 10, 2010
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humpstarted

to bring on a girl's menstrual period by engaging in vigorous sex with her.
my boyfriend humpstarted me last night and now i'm a bloody mess!
by pinkkatiekins June 13, 2010
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humpstart

to dry hump your parter until they aggree to put out. commonly used among young teenage boys on prom night. WARNING: alcohol may intensify the affects of humpstarting. use only under adult supervision.
i tried to humpstart my wife last night for 2 hours before she aggreed to let me get the buttcheese. THAT'LL LEARN HER!
by CAPPINSTABBIN October 17, 2011
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