HUMPTASTIC

Something that you feel great desire to hump (strongly) or something that you would really enjoy

MAN 1 "Hey man do you want a milkshake?"
MAN 2 "THAT SOUNDS HUMPTASTIC! Although I hear they rape dogs....."

by blonde71694 March 29, 2008

Humptastic

A great feeling of joy and excitement that makes you want to (strongly) dry hump any living thing you see.

After I got my test score back and saw I got a WHOLE 69 PERCENT (the best grade I’ve gotten this whole semester) I felt humptastic and started dry humping the teachers leg.

by urban peepeeface February 1, 2021