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HUMPTASTIC 

Something that you feel great desire to hump (strongly) or something that you would really enjoy
MAN 1 "Hey man do you want a milkshake?"
MAN 2 "THAT SOUNDS HUMPTASTIC! Although I hear they rape dogs....."

HUMPTASTIC by blonde71694 March 29, 2008
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Humptastic 

A great feeling of joy and excitement that makes you want to (strongly) dry hump any living thing you see.
After I got my test score back and saw I got a WHOLE 69 PERCENT (the best grade I’ve gotten this whole semester) I felt humptastic and started dry humping the teachers leg.
Humptastic by urban peepeeface February 1, 2021

Homtastic 

Basically a mock on the word 'fantastic', where 'hom' stands for homo.
Can be used when someone utters an apparently sweet sentence, which can be easily confused to be a homosexual one.
Becky: "I gaze up at the sun, and I'm comforted because I know that the same sun's light is lighting your face." What do you think?

Johnny: Homtastic!

Becky: "Huh?"

Johnny: "That sounded gay, not that there is anything wrong with it."

Becky: Hey, I am a girl. I am allowed!

Johnny: Right, I forgot. Girls can get away with anything.
Homtastic by Johnnyquidd December 9, 2010

hubtastic 

adjective used to describe anything that is awesome, or having to deal with the number nine, or 09,...the best number ever! Named after Colonel Hubert A. "Hub" Zemke, a BAMF fighter pilot in WWII.
This word can be used to describe anything, (i.e. "man, insert word here is Hubtastic").
hubtastic by bkhaveitmyway09 March 9, 2008

Hamtastic 

1)to be awesome
2)to have ham-like qualities
3) a retort to anything
"but....I have a cookie!"
"well little johnny, thats just HAM-TASTIC!"
Hamtastic by ANDARU! February 18, 2003

hulktastic 

Having qualities as pertaining to a hulky or large state.
"A hulktastic woman who can brawl against me and 3 friends at one time and WIN without any trouble ... now that just plain creeps me out"
hulktastic by Zeth November 30, 2003

homotastic 

A combination of homo and fantastic; to be spectacularly gay
Man #1 to Men #2 & #3, making out on park bench:
"Man, you guys are homotastic!"
homotastic by cookie August 27, 2004
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